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First, a story.

A rich man asked a Zen master to write something down that could encourage the prosperity of his family for years to come. It would be something that the family could cherish for generations. On a large piece of paper, the master wrote, "Father dies, son dies, grandson dies."

The rich man became angry when he saw the master's work. "I asked you to write something down that could bring happiness and prosperity to my family. Why do you give me something depressing like this?"

"If your son should die before you," the master answered, "this would bring unbearable grief to your family. If your grandson should die before your son, this also would bring great sorrow. If your family, generation after generation, disappears in the order I have described, it will be the natural course of life. This is true happiness and prosperity."



My grandfather is dying.


I went to go see him today. He told me he’d buy me a Fig Newton factory, because we both love Fig Newtons.

I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’ll walk Grandma and Grandpa’s dog a lot, and go see them a lot, and we’ll take it from there.

Date: 2005-10-19 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
ONLY if you hand-ink it with ink made from the sap of the Bolivian fire orchid, with a pen made from the quill of the rare Peruvian nesting sparrow.

Date: 2005-10-19 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
How about a quill made from the feather of a European swallow?

They're migratory.

Date: 2005-10-19 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Only if you fashion it using... a herring!

Date: 2005-10-19 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
But then I have to find Roger the Shrubber...*sigh*

Date: 2005-10-19 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Not necessarily. You could just ni the old woman until she gives you one.

Date: 2005-10-19 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
It is a sad, sad time when young people shout NI at old women.

Date: 2005-10-19 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Nu! Nu!

..Wait.

Ni! Ni!

That's better.

Date: 2005-10-19 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
OOOH!

No, no, "Aaaaah," back of the throat.

No, "OOOH!" as in fear or alarm!

Date: 2005-10-19 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
Killer rabbit?

Pfft.

What's it going to do, nibble my bum?

Date: 2005-10-19 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
BWAAA!

Ooh, you got me beat. I don't remember that line. ^^

Date: 2005-10-19 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
But you've got no arms or legs.

I can still beat the likes of you. I'm invincible!

You're a loony.

Date: 2005-10-19 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Oh, running away, eh? Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!

Date: 2005-10-20 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
I told zem we already had one! FETCHEZ LA VACHE!

Date: 2005-10-20 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Yes, you were! You were in terrible peril!

Date: 2005-10-20 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
She turned me into a newt!

...

...I got better.

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Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

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Date: 2005-10-19 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Woo! It cracks me up every time.

Date: 2005-10-19 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
Also for laughs:

http://www.bobville.com/lost.html

Long load, but it seems worth it.

I hope. I've never seen the show.

Date: 2005-10-19 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
BWAAA!

Awesomeness. :]

Most definitely worth it.

Date: 2005-10-19 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
*shrug* Happy to help.

I just giggled at Dom's crazy mouth moving. ^^

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