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First, a story.

A rich man asked a Zen master to write something down that could encourage the prosperity of his family for years to come. It would be something that the family could cherish for generations. On a large piece of paper, the master wrote, "Father dies, son dies, grandson dies."

The rich man became angry when he saw the master's work. "I asked you to write something down that could bring happiness and prosperity to my family. Why do you give me something depressing like this?"

"If your son should die before you," the master answered, "this would bring unbearable grief to your family. If your grandson should die before your son, this also would bring great sorrow. If your family, generation after generation, disappears in the order I have described, it will be the natural course of life. This is true happiness and prosperity."



My grandfather is dying.


I went to go see him today. He told me he’d buy me a Fig Newton factory, because we both love Fig Newtons.

I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’ll walk Grandma and Grandpa’s dog a lot, and go see them a lot, and we’ll take it from there.

Date: 2005-10-20 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
*hiccough*

OH, GET A GLASS OF WATER!

Date: 2005-10-20 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
You only killed the bride's father, you know.

Well, I didn't mean to.

Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.

Oh dear... is he all right?

Date: 2005-10-20 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
*FWAP*

...Message...for you, sir.

Date: 2005-10-20 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?

Date: 2005-10-20 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Date: 2005-10-20 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Date: 2005-10-20 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
You've got to halves of coconut, and you're banging them together!

Date: 2005-10-20 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
If she weighed the... same... as a duck... she's made of wood.

And therefore...?

...A witch!

BURN HER! BURN HER!

Date: 2005-10-20 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
She turned me into a NEWT!

Date: 2005-10-20 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Date: 2005-10-20 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
I unclog my nose at you, you sons of a silly person.

Date: 2005-10-20 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!

Date: 2005-10-20 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
What are you doing?

Groveling, Lord.

Well, get up. I hate when people grovel. It's always "forgive me" this and "I'm sorry" that.

Date: 2005-10-20 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about! Look at the bones!

Date: 2005-10-20 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I all jump out--

Waitwait--who?

...Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and--*blink* OK, so we built a giant wooden badger...

Date: 2005-10-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother...

Date: 2005-10-20 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
All right. You win. *giggle* All I've got is the second half of "...watery tart threw a sword at me." *bows* You are the master.

Date: 2005-10-20 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Yayy!


Now I really want to watch it again.

Date: 2005-10-20 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
I have the "special edition" DVD if you want to borrow it.

Date: 2005-10-20 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com
I'll drop it off with the Prelude stuff. ^^

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