"But he's calibrated for EEEVIL!"
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:33 amShows this week have been super extra sparkly awesome.
( CHUCK! )
( THE MENTALIST!! )
( CRIMINAL MINDS!!! )
I'm having fun making a topper for a groom's cake for a family friend. It's a couple kayaking. The Sculpey is driving me crazy, though. The oars are super thin, and they keep bending strangely. Plus I forgot to give the bride a veil when I sculpted her face and hair, and now I've got to figure out how to add one without making her look ridiculous. Fun times!
I love living out in the middle of nowhere, but tonight it's not fun times--the local band of coyotes keeps buzzing the house. It's especially fun because the fog outside is so thick you could cut it with a knife, and the coyotes only start yipping and howling when they've completely surrounded the house, so we get serenaded in surround sound. I'm just a few B-movie actors short of a horror film.
( CHUCK! )
( THE MENTALIST!! )
( CRIMINAL MINDS!!! )
I'm having fun making a topper for a groom's cake for a family friend. It's a couple kayaking. The Sculpey is driving me crazy, though. The oars are super thin, and they keep bending strangely. Plus I forgot to give the bride a veil when I sculpted her face and hair, and now I've got to figure out how to add one without making her look ridiculous. Fun times!
I love living out in the middle of nowhere, but tonight it's not fun times--the local band of coyotes keeps buzzing the house. It's especially fun because the fog outside is so thick you could cut it with a knife, and the coyotes only start yipping and howling when they've completely surrounded the house, so we get serenaded in surround sound. I'm just a few B-movie actors short of a horror film.
[while watching Criminal Minds]
(on TV) Hotch: As in nature, a pack will keep on killing until it runs out of prey or is stopped.
Elle: By what?
Gideon: A stronger pack.
Alex: And you know what pack is gonna do that? The BAU. That's what pack.
Danny: Oh, I was thinking of Hotch's pecs.
Alex: Hotch's pecs! *fangirls*
Danny: That should be an item on a video game, like "The Magical Hotch's Pecs."
Alex: "BEHOLD, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED HOTCH'S PECS."
Danny: "DEALS +5 DAMAGE AND +15 AWESOME."
(on TV) Hotch: As in nature, a pack will keep on killing until it runs out of prey or is stopped.
Elle: By what?
Gideon: A stronger pack.
Alex: And you know what pack is gonna do that? The BAU. That's what pack.
Danny: Oh, I was thinking of Hotch's pecs.
Alex: Hotch's pecs! *fangirls*
Danny: That should be an item on a video game, like "The Magical Hotch's Pecs."
Alex: "BEHOLD, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED HOTCH'S PECS."
Danny: "DEALS +5 DAMAGE AND +15 AWESOME."
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May. 19th, 2008 10:04 pmI really really hate the two weeks that encompass Season Finale Time. Like, hate. Hate hate hate hate. Hate.
I especially hate having to watch two finales in one night. Two finales that played me like a cheap piano and left me feeling fierce wretched, and closer to sniffles than I am really comfortable with.
No kidding, Mom nearly had to stage a TV intervention tonight. After House, I had to ask for a hug, because OMG, House, and then fifteen minutes into Bones I needed a hug, and then at the end of Bones I needed a hug, and Mom was like, "You know it's just fiction, right? They're not real people, Alex. Am I going to have to cut you off?"
HATE.
I especially hate having to watch two finales in one night. Two finales that played me like a cheap piano and left me feeling fierce wretched, and closer to sniffles than I am really comfortable with.
No kidding, Mom nearly had to stage a TV intervention tonight. After House, I had to ask for a hug, because OMG, House, and then fifteen minutes into Bones I needed a hug, and then at the end of Bones I needed a hug, and Mom was like, "You know it's just fiction, right? They're not real people, Alex. Am I going to have to cut you off?"
HATE.
Best thing I've seen on TV in a while...
May. 14th, 2008 08:56 pmSo I'm watching tonight's Criminal Minds, and just after the teaser and the credits comes the bit where they dramatically play the CM music and show this week's sponsor:
"Criminal Minds: Sponsored by Hebrew National. We answer to a higher authority!"
UM WHAT. THAT WAS AWESOME AND RANDOM. Thank you, television, for enriching my life.
"Criminal Minds: Sponsored by Hebrew National. We answer to a higher authority!"
UM WHAT. THAT WAS AWESOME AND RANDOM. Thank you, television, for enriching my life.
I watched Torchwood 1x06 today!
Mar. 2nd, 2008 05:47 pmI was warned about watching "Countrycide." ALL THE WARNINGS WERE RIGHT. For your viewing pleasure, photographic proof that this was a very special episode of Torchwood.
Sorry about the graininess of that picture, my brother can't work my camera. :P
( Tally ho! )

Sorry about the graininess of that picture, my brother can't work my camera. :P
( Tally ho! )