OH MY GOD.

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Dear RTD:

You have made me kind of despise Ten. THIS IS A MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT, but not necessarily one you should be proud of. You've taken the Doctor, who prides himself on encouraging others to think for themselves and to be awesome, and made him into the kind of guy who mindrapes people. Good job!

As much as it pains me to say this, I would have been happier if Donna had died. But while we're on that subject: please to be explaining to me, IN EXACT DETAIL, why it is that Donna having a little Time Lord in her made her brain explody, but Rose having THE ENTIRETY OF TIME INSIDE HER had no lasting effect? Ten could totally have siphoned off some of that. No really. NO REALLY. Would it really have made him regenerate? I kind of doubt it, but even if it did, and we had Brand New Doctor, that STILL would have been better than what ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

EPIC GODDAMNED FAIL, RTD.

WHERE IS MY MOFFAT?! I NEED MOFFAT NOW. And I would like for Donna to be awesome again, thanks. BECAUSE NOW SHE'S ALL OMG ALIENS WHAT OY I WAS TAKIN' A NAP YOU GUYS and seriously, why did we even have a whole season of Donna being awesome and keeping the Doctor grounded in reality just to have it all set back to square one?

FEMINISM, UR DOIN IT WRONG.

DONNA THANKS FOR SAVING THE WORLD AND ALL, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO BEING DUMB AGAIN, OKAY? OKAY!! AND YOUR FAMILY WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF DOING IT YOURSELF. HAVE A GREAT LIFE! NO REALLY!

OH MY GOD. WHATEVER.

NO LOVE,

Alex