stoopbeck

There's a Christopher Walken movie on right this minute! It's called Dogs of War, and Walken is creepily young in it, seeing as how it came out in '81, and it would be really neat if we hadn't started watching right before he got the stew beaten out of him, repeatedly, and they used weird makeup that makes his face look not exactly "swollen and beaten" but "zombie-like, lavendar, and randomly lumpy."

Also? Why on earth does he prefer the "Yes, In Fact, My Head IS Square-Shaped" hairstyle? He looks perfectly lovely with his hair down and in his eyes. Crazy man.