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[stoopbeck]

In accordance with my policy of naming things so that I will take better care of them, I've finally named my two cacti.

The tall thin prickly one that leans badly to one side is now known as House. It leans so badly I might have to prop it up. Do they make cactus-sized canes?

The smaller round prickly extremely cute one is now known as Rodney.

I still need a name for my massive bromeliad. I wonder what one names a large cumbersome spikey plant with a lopsided bloom that must be watered down its throat every few days?

*sigh*

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[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

For the bromeliad, I'd go with Willie. You know, because Bromeliad is the family that pineapples are in...and Pineapple Willie is a famous bromeliad, so...yeah.

(Spanish moss is in that family too, but that isn't really all that exciting.)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Do not dis the proud Spanish moss! I love that stuff. Did you know people used to use it to stuff mattresses? I can't think of anything less comfortable, really... but still.

Willie... Willie the Bromeliad... *muses*

[skroberts]

Pineapples!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*sticks tongue out and rolls eyes*

[skroberts]

What?! :P

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

YOU know what.

[skroberts]

I know nothing.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Oh, did I ever tell you how much I like Ferris wheels?

[skroberts]

*snort*

And turkey sandwiches?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

And flying!

[skroberts]

And hair gel!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

And, um, Johnny Cash.

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

...I fell into a burning ring of fire...