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[stoopbeck]

In accordance with my policy of naming things so that I will take better care of them, I've finally named my two cacti.

The tall thin prickly one that leans badly to one side is now known as House. It leans so badly I might have to prop it up. Do they make cactus-sized canes?

The smaller round prickly extremely cute one is now known as Rodney.

I still need a name for my massive bromeliad. I wonder what one names a large cumbersome spikey plant with a lopsided bloom that must be watered down its throat every few days?

*sigh*

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*snort*

And turkey sandwiches?

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And flying!

[skroberts]

And hair gel!

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And, um, Johnny Cash.

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