Now I just need a theme song.

[stoopbeck]

I have to go to a wedding this weekend.

Which, you know, normally wouldn't even be a problem, but I'm going with my family, and Dad is the best man, and Mom is reading for the ceremony, and my brother is acolyting and I'm... sitting in a pew somewhere. By myself.

Mom's convinced that this is my chance to meet up with a single, hot, totally-available Mountie. UM, OKAY MOM. I don't know what a Mountie will be doing at this wedding, but whatever. :P

So, I had an idea for the best sitcom EVER. No really. NO REALLY. Okay, so going with the two completely-unalike-people-having-to-share-close-quarters-in-a-cramped-apartment premise... CHUCK NORRIS AND MACGYVER. Sharing an apartment! Arguing over who drank the last of the milk! Going to the store! Defusing bombs in the vegetable aisle! Fighting off ninjas in the parking lot! AWESOME, OR MOST AWESOME THING EVER?!

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[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

MOST AWESOME THING EVAR!

[skroberts]

When is this wedding?

[seize.livejournal.com]

GOOD SONG GOOD PLAN GOOD EVERYTHING!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

It really is an awesome song. I've had it stuck in my head for the last couple of days.

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal fight, who wins?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

NORRIS. NORRIS ALL THE WAY.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I just fought for like two months to get out of hte wedding I was supposed to be in in August. I am happy now that I managed to do that. I hate standing in front of everyone looking stupid in a way too expensive dress. Now I can wear pants and dream of hot Mounties. You know, in case non of them should show up miraculously.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get out of this one...

So, okay. I'm taking down names in case a whole fleet of Mounties show up at this wedding. Would you like me to send you one? :D

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Yes, please. That would be awesome. :D

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

ASK THE MOUNTIE IF HE FIRST CAME TO ALABAMA ON THE TRAIL OF THE KILLERS OF HIS FATHER AND IF FOR REASONS THAT DON'T NEED EXPLORING AT THIS JUNCTURE STAYED, ATTACHED AS LIAISON TO THE ALABAMA STATE TROOPERS. (HEY IT COULD HAPPEN.) OH ALSO FIND OUT IF HE KNOWS ANY CUTE CANADIAN ASTROPHYSICISTS WHO ARE VERY MUCH UNCANADIAN.

JUST THINK, YOU WON'T BE SITTING IN A PEW BY YOURSELF. YOU'LL BE SITTING IN A PEW MAKING GOOGLY EYES WITH A CUTE MOUNTIE. ALSO, JETSKI.

BE GLAD IT ISN'T A CATHOLIC WEDDING. THEY ACTUALLY DO MASS FOR THOSE. UM, WHAT?

MOST AWESOME THING EVER!

SCENE

[MAC AND CHUCK ARE BEING HELD IN A ROOM BY THE BAD GUYS.]

MAC: "WELL WITH THIS GRANOLA BAR AND BALL POINT PEN I CAN CREATE A DISTRACTION TO--"
CHUCK: *ROUND HOUSE KICKS THEIR CAPTORS*
MAC: "OR WE COULD DO THAT."

[ESCAPE AND GO HOME TO WATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER]

END SCENE

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY WOULD WATCH. I THINK BUFFY WORKS. MAYBE. IDK. SHE DOESN'T USE GUNS. PLUS ONE MAC. SHE KICKS ASS HARD CORE. PLUS ONE CHUCK. WILLOW IS CRAZY SMART AND STUFF. PLUS ONE MAC. DID I MENTION THE ASS KICKING? PLUS ONE CHUCK.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

*agrees with description for scene*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OKAY IF MY MOUNTIE ATTENDS THE WEDDING WITH HIS CUTE CANADIAN ASTROPHYSICIST BROTHER, WE MAY ALL BE HEADING UP TO VISIT YOU. SOUND GOOD?

IT'S AN EPISCOPAL WEDDING, WHICH MEANS WE GET THE NORMAL CHURCH SERVICE WITH THE WEDDING SERVICE, TO WHICH I SAY WTF. IT WILL BE A LONG AFTERNOON.

SWEET JESUS WHY IS THIS NOT A TELEVISION SHOW ALREADY

BUFFY WOULD TOTALLY WORK. AND THEN CHUCK CAN CRITIQUE THE FIGHTING STYLES AND MAC WOULD BE ALL STFU I AM WATCHING THE SHOW.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

*winces* Lovely. If it helps I got out of going to a July 4th wedding...by actually working that day, but still!

*snickers* Don't you know? The Canadian Mounties Association meets in Alabama every year for Mountie Games. :D

MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!! And there should be something random about either of them that's completely unexpected. Like, Chuck Norris has a kitty that only he can pet and feed and ya da, ya da.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

NICE. That won't work for me a) because it's on a Saturday and b) because I work for my mom, and she's totally going to the wedding. :(

MOUNTIE GAMES?!! SIGN ME UP!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Oh, um...tell her Tony Stark needs you?

Mikey, the ginger mountie,
had a very shiny badge.
And if you ever saw it,
you would be blinded by it.

All of the other mounties
used to laugh and call him names ('Eh, what a poser, eh?).
They never let poor Mikey
join in any mountie games.

Then one foggy Canada Day Eve,
Santa (Cause he's also head of the mountied, doncha know?) came to say:
"Mikey with your badge so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the mounties loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Mikey, the ginger mountie,
you'll go down in history!
(Sorry, I couldn't resist. :Db)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

HEEE!