Now I just need a theme song.
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stoopbeckI have to go to a wedding this weekend.
Which, you know, normally wouldn't even be a problem, but I'm going with my family, and Dad is the best man, and Mom is reading for the ceremony, and my brother is acolyting and I'm... sitting in a pew somewhere. By myself.
Mom's convinced that this is my chance to meet up with a single, hot, totally-available Mountie. UM, OKAY MOM. I don't know what a Mountie will be doing at this wedding, but whatever. :P
So, I had an idea for the best sitcom EVER. No really. NO REALLY. Okay, so going with the two completely-unalike-people-having-to-share-close-quarters-in-a-cramped-apartment premise... CHUCK NORRIS AND MACGYVER. Sharing an apartment! Arguing over who drank the last of the milk! Going to the store! Defusing bombs in the vegetable aisle! Fighting off ninjas in the parking lot! AWESOME, OR MOST AWESOME THING EVER?!
Which, you know, normally wouldn't even be a problem, but I'm going with my family, and Dad is the best man, and Mom is reading for the ceremony, and my brother is acolyting and I'm... sitting in a pew somewhere. By myself.
Mom's convinced that this is my chance to meet up with a single, hot, totally-available Mountie. UM, OKAY MOM. I don't know what a Mountie will be doing at this wedding, but whatever. :P
So, I had an idea for the best sitcom EVER. No really. NO REALLY. Okay, so going with the two completely-unalike-people-having-to-share-close-quarters-in-a-cramped-apartment premise... CHUCK NORRIS AND MACGYVER. Sharing an apartment! Arguing over who drank the last of the milk! Going to the store! Defusing bombs in the vegetable aisle! Fighting off ninjas in the parking lot! AWESOME, OR MOST AWESOME THING EVER?!
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Date: 2008-06-24 03:05 am (UTC)*snickers* Don't you know? The Canadian Mounties Association meets in Alabama every year for Mountie Games. :D
MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!! And there should be something random about either of them that's completely unexpected. Like, Chuck Norris has a kitty that only he can pet and feed and ya da, ya da.
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Date: 2008-06-24 07:42 pm (UTC)MOUNTIE GAMES?!! SIGN ME UP!
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Date: 2008-06-26 04:43 pm (UTC)Mikey, the ginger mountie,
had a very shiny badge.
And if you ever saw it,
you would be blinded by it.
All of the other mounties
used to laugh and call him names ('Eh, what a poser, eh?).
They never let poor Mikey
join in any mountie games.
Then one foggy Canada Day Eve,
Santa (Cause he's also head of the mountied, doncha know?) came to say:
"Mikey with your badge so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the mounties loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Mikey, the ginger mountie,
you'll go down in history!
(Sorry, I couldn't resist. :Db)
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Date: 2008-06-27 04:18 am (UTC)