Now I just need a theme song.
Jun. 22nd, 2008 08:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoopbeckI have to go to a wedding this weekend.
Which, you know, normally wouldn't even be a problem, but I'm going with my family, and Dad is the best man, and Mom is reading for the ceremony, and my brother is acolyting and I'm... sitting in a pew somewhere. By myself.
Mom's convinced that this is my chance to meet up with a single, hot, totally-available Mountie. UM, OKAY MOM. I don't know what a Mountie will be doing at this wedding, but whatever. :P
So, I had an idea for the best sitcom EVER. No really. NO REALLY. Okay, so going with the two completely-unalike-people-having-to-share-close-quarters-in-a-cramped-apartment premise... CHUCK NORRIS AND MACGYVER. Sharing an apartment! Arguing over who drank the last of the milk! Going to the store! Defusing bombs in the vegetable aisle! Fighting off ninjas in the parking lot! AWESOME, OR MOST AWESOME THING EVER?!
Which, you know, normally wouldn't even be a problem, but I'm going with my family, and Dad is the best man, and Mom is reading for the ceremony, and my brother is acolyting and I'm... sitting in a pew somewhere. By myself.
Mom's convinced that this is my chance to meet up with a single, hot, totally-available Mountie. UM, OKAY MOM. I don't know what a Mountie will be doing at this wedding, but whatever. :P
So, I had an idea for the best sitcom EVER. No really. NO REALLY. Okay, so going with the two completely-unalike-people-having-to-share-close-quarters-in-a-cramped-apartment premise... CHUCK NORRIS AND MACGYVER. Sharing an apartment! Arguing over who drank the last of the milk! Going to the store! Defusing bombs in the vegetable aisle! Fighting off ninjas in the parking lot! AWESOME, OR MOST AWESOME THING EVER?!
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Date: 2008-06-24 07:39 pm (UTC)IT'S AN EPISCOPAL WEDDING, WHICH MEANS WE GET THE NORMAL CHURCH SERVICE WITH THE WEDDING SERVICE, TO WHICH I SAY WTF. IT WILL BE A LONG AFTERNOON.
SWEET JESUS WHY IS THIS NOT A TELEVISION SHOW ALREADY
BUFFY WOULD TOTALLY WORK. AND THEN CHUCK CAN CRITIQUE THE FIGHTING STYLES AND MAC WOULD BE ALL STFU I AM WATCHING THE SHOW.