stoopbeck

Most of mine were stupid.

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Alex.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Alex.

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Alex.

Uh-oh, Better Get Alex.

This Is The Age Of The Alex.

But I like this one:

A Day Without Alex is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

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Because I was both a] bored and b] avoiding writing my Milton paper...
These are my spectacular results:

It's Not All John Milton, John Milton, John Milton, you know.

Ding-Dong! John Milton Calling!

Happiness is a Cigar Called John Milton.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' John Milton.

John Milton Keeps Going and Going.

The John Milton Of Paradise.

Can You Tell John Milton From Butter?

I Can't Believe It's Not John Milton.

Make Fun of John Milton.

Because John Milton is Complicated Enough.

Aaahh, John Milton!

And then it got, uh, horrifying.

Feel The Raw Naked John Milton Of The Road.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a John Milton?

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of John Milton On Your Knife.

Now back to the paper!