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Most of mine were stupid.

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Alex.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Alex.

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Alex.

Uh-oh, Better Get Alex.

This Is The Age Of The Alex.


But I like this one:

A Day Without Alex is Like a Day Without Sunshine.


Make your own here: Slogan Generator!

Special Bonus Slogans:

Because I was both a] bored and b] avoiding writing my Milton paper...
These are my spectacular results:

It's Not All John Milton, John Milton, John Milton, you know.

Ding-Dong! John Milton Calling!

Happiness is a Cigar Called John Milton.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' John Milton.

John Milton Keeps Going and Going.

The John Milton Of Paradise.

Can You Tell John Milton From Butter?

I Can't Believe It's Not John Milton.

Make Fun of John Milton.

Because John Milton is Complicated Enough.

Aaahh, John Milton!



And then it got, uh, horrifying.

Feel The Raw Naked John Milton Of The Road.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a John Milton?

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of John Milton On Your Knife.




Now back to the paper!

Hee

Date: 2005-12-04 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] espritdeterre.livejournal.com
Hahaha! A day without Alex is like a day without sunshine.

*grin*

Date: 2005-12-04 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
I thought you'd appreciate that one. :]

Date: 2005-12-04 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
"A Day Without Alex is Like a Day Without Sunshine."
~That explains all the clouds around here.

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a John Milton?"
~*flails* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2005-12-04 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Awwww. *scuffs toe*



Yeah. I know. That one? HORRIBLE. I cried. There is not enough brain bleach in the world.

Date: 2005-12-04 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
Iztrue.

Have you tried brain bleach, brain squegie, and rusty spork for inner eye?

Date: 2005-12-04 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Yes indeedy.

*tries spork again*

Date: 2005-12-04 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
My offer on the hex still stands if that'll help.

Date: 2005-12-04 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Oooh. Sure. Anything to get that image out of my brain.

*bounces*

Date: 2005-12-04 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
*hexes Milton only to have wand backfire* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2005-12-04 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Oh noes! The Milton Cannot Be Stopped! *runs, flails*

Date: 2005-12-04 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
*Starts spitting up slugs* WTF? *slug**turns to Ron* DID YOU TAKE MY WAND AGAIN?!

*Milton, dark chuckle*

Date: 2005-12-06 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaimikokami.livejournal.com
Five bucks says he's a vampire and in league with Voldemort.

Date: 2005-12-04 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alana-eldora.livejournal.com
Oh my god I think I died laughing

Feel The Raw Naked John Milton Of The Road.

hahahahahahaheeewgross

Date: 2005-12-04 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
*giggle-snort*

I know, right?

Date: 2005-12-04 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] espritdeterre.livejournal.com
Best example of truth in advertising:

John Milton Keeps Going and Going.

Date: 2005-12-04 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoopbeck.livejournal.com
Ding Dong! John Milton calling!

Date: 2005-12-04 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com
*is ded*

The only good one I got was:

Good Samantha Has Danish Written All Over It.

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