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Jun. 28th, 2005 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoopbeckMom left her car on all night. With the back windows open. It shorted out. Then it rained, and the backseat got all wet. We were going to jump it this afternoon, but then we got distracted by A Beautiful Mind. Mmmm, Russell Crowe. And add Paul Bettany to the list of people who should never ever be allowed to cry. Ever. :[
While we were watching, Dad got back from work. "It's raining out and the car windows are open and it's getting all wet! ...Sorry to interrupt your movie, guys."
So Mom and I grabbed trash bags and duct tape to cover up the stuck-open windows. It was raining pretty darn hard, and it was really hard to get the tape to stick. As we struggled with the wet plastic and the duct tape and the overwhelming wetness of it all, we were also suddenly attacked by flying biting ants.
I think there's a country song in there somewhere.
While we were watching, Dad got back from work. "It's raining out and the car windows are open and it's getting all wet! ...Sorry to interrupt your movie, guys."
So Mom and I grabbed trash bags and duct tape to cover up the stuck-open windows. It was raining pretty darn hard, and it was really hard to get the tape to stick. As we struggled with the wet plastic and the duct tape and the overwhelming wetness of it all, we were also suddenly attacked by flying biting ants.
I think there's a country song in there somewhere.
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:33 am (UTC)Ewan: Give that back! AY-IIIII! *tackles Ken*
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:37 am (UTC)*Ewan* Wrong movie.
*Russel* Are we toasting marshmallows?
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 04:44 am (UTC)[Ken and Ewan both stare at Russell]
Ewan: Yes, we're... toasting marshmallows.
Ken: *waves stick threateningly* AVADA KEDAVRA!
Ewan: That's it. *pulls out lightsaber*
Russell: Oooh! I want a blue one too!
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:55 am (UTC)*Ewan slashes at Ken, "lightsaber" bounces off*
*Ken* OW!
*Ewan* Hell. *reads lightsaber* Made...in...Taiwan... *pokes Ken with lightsaber tip* *lightsaber collapses into plastic tubing* Poo.
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Date: 2005-06-29 05:09 am (UTC)Russell: Um. Guys?
Ewan: That's it! *waves hand in front of Ken* You will hit yourself. You will hit yourself.
Russell: Guys?
Ken: ACCIO SPORK!
Russell: YOU'RE JUST NORMAL PEOPLE! YOU'RE NOT JEDI OR WIZARDS OR WHATEVER YOU HAPPEN TO THINK YOU ARE! STOP ACTING LIKE IDIOTS!!! [Ken and Ewan stare at him, he blinks] ...I mean, blue pretty!
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Date: 2005-06-29 05:15 am (UTC)*Ken and Ewan run after Russel with stick!wand and MadeInTaiwan!lightsaber*
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Date: 2005-06-29 05:54 am (UTC)[All three pelt him with sticks and made-in-Taiwan lightsabers and whatever big shot directors use to pelt people]
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Date: 2005-06-29 05:56 am (UTC)Brotherhood of the Blue Hat will be released in spring 2006.
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