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Jun. 28th, 2005 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoopbeckMom left her car on all night. With the back windows open. It shorted out. Then it rained, and the backseat got all wet. We were going to jump it this afternoon, but then we got distracted by A Beautiful Mind. Mmmm, Russell Crowe. And add Paul Bettany to the list of people who should never ever be allowed to cry. Ever. :[
While we were watching, Dad got back from work. "It's raining out and the car windows are open and it's getting all wet! ...Sorry to interrupt your movie, guys."
So Mom and I grabbed trash bags and duct tape to cover up the stuck-open windows. It was raining pretty darn hard, and it was really hard to get the tape to stick. As we struggled with the wet plastic and the duct tape and the overwhelming wetness of it all, we were also suddenly attacked by flying biting ants.
I think there's a country song in there somewhere.
While we were watching, Dad got back from work. "It's raining out and the car windows are open and it's getting all wet! ...Sorry to interrupt your movie, guys."
So Mom and I grabbed trash bags and duct tape to cover up the stuck-open windows. It was raining pretty darn hard, and it was really hard to get the tape to stick. As we struggled with the wet plastic and the duct tape and the overwhelming wetness of it all, we were also suddenly attacked by flying biting ants.
I think there's a country song in there somewhere.
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:04 am (UTC)I still think he, Kenneth Branagh, and Ewan McGregor are all the same person. They look too much alike. And I've never seen them together...
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:18 am (UTC)I can just imagine them on the set.
Ewan: And... why are we doing this?
Kenneth: Hell if I know.
Russell: [shoving the other two aside] Dibs on the blue hat!
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:20 am (UTC)*Ewan* *long pause, starts to chase Russel* I want the blue one!
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:23 am (UTC)Russell: [slapping at Ewan's hands] No! No! The blue one's MINE! You can't have it!
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:26 am (UTC)And just what is THAT supposed to mean, ALEX?
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:33 am (UTC)Ewan: Give that back! AY-IIIII! *tackles Ken*
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 04:35 am (UTC)*goes off into a corner to cry*
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:37 am (UTC)*Ewan* Wrong movie.
*Russel* Are we toasting marshmallows?
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:40 am (UTC)*goes and hides in closet to cry*
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:44 am (UTC)[Ken and Ewan both stare at Russell]
Ewan: Yes, we're... toasting marshmallows.
Ken: *waves stick threateningly* AVADA KEDAVRA!
Ewan: That's it. *pulls out lightsaber*
Russell: Oooh! I want a blue one too!
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:55 am (UTC)*Ewan slashes at Ken, "lightsaber" bounces off*
*Ken* OW!
*Ewan* Hell. *reads lightsaber* Made...in...Taiwan... *pokes Ken with lightsaber tip* *lightsaber collapses into plastic tubing* Poo.