OMG EARWIG
Aug. 17th, 2008 02:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoopbeckSo, I'm sitting at my computer, reading archived Dinosaur Comics, when I feel something tickling my face.
IT WAS AN EARWIG.
ON MY CHEEK. OH MY GOD. I think I need to go lie down. What was it doing there?! How did it get there?! MY CHEEK IS LIKE TWO INCHES FROM MY EAR. (I've heard the whole earwig-can-only-go-one-direction-and-thus-will-burrow-into-your-brain thing is a myth, but I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES)
TIME FOR SOME THRILLING HYSTERICS.
IT WAS AN EARWIG.
ON MY CHEEK. OH MY GOD. I think I need to go lie down. What was it doing there?! How did it get there?! MY CHEEK IS LIKE TWO INCHES FROM MY EAR. (I've heard the whole earwig-can-only-go-one-direction-and-thus-will-burrow-into-your-brain thing is a myth, but I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES)
TIME FOR SOME THRILLING HYSTERICS.
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Date: 2008-08-18 03:19 am (UTC)http://www.18669nobugs.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/earwig_background_main.221202754_std.gif
They're about an inch long at most and live in leaf mold, so there was NO REASON for one to be in my room, LET ALONE MY FACE.
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Date: 2008-08-18 05:38 am (UTC)