Alex, go to bed. No really. Don't make an LJ post. Go to bed! GO TO BED.

[stoopbeck]

So, all you people who told me that I totally had to watch due South?

OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME. "THE EGGMAN" IS LIKE THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I'VE EVER WATCHED! THEY DUNKED THE GUY IN RAW EGG OH MY GOD.

RAW EGG! I HAD TO LIE IN A DARK ROOM FOR LIKE AN HOUR! YES I HAVE ISSUES! BUT DUDE! COMPLETELY SUBMERGED! RAW EGG!!

Other than the egg thing, it's like the best show ever, for real, but dude. EGG.

Nothing can make that better. Not even baby!Mark Ruffalo or baby!Amanda Tapping or beautiful Mounties who make better women than me. NOTHING.

(I am incredibly tired and am running on very little sleep so if this makes no sense it is because I am very very tired, and very very very disturbed by the thought of being submerged in raw egg.)

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I can eat them and cook with them-- I'm just very unhappy doing so. Although it's much easier to force down hard-boiled eggs than scrambled.

I mean, I can make cakes and stuff, but the egg has to be totally blended in.

I know, I know, it's like a totally insane thing to have issues about. But Alfred Hitchcock had an egg phobia, so at least I'm in good company, right? And his was way worse than mine-- he couldn't even look at eggs without freaking out.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay. Does it also work if nobody tells you that there's egg (at least any bit that's visible) in a dish?

...And I did not know that about Alfred Hitchcock. Wow. Very good company then.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

It really doesn't matter, as long as I cant taste the egg, because then I can pretend that there isn't any egg. :P

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. :Db