stoopbeck | Next week's theme: "Words you learned in Kindergarten."

I subscribe to Word a Day, which in theory sends me intriguing words to supplement my vocabulary.

Today's word: "Sideburns."

UM WHAT.

I think it's time I cancelled my subscription...

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HIS HAIR IS TOTALLY FULL-BODIED AND BUSHY.

I think I know why Photobucket isn't working. Photobucket got overwhelmed by the amazing hotness that is Callum, and is taking a little break until it recovers. I know I would be. :D

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It is. We all know that Fraser can't lie. :D

*ruffles his hair*

It is just so sad that my tiny!Ray doesn't have full-bodied and bushy hair anymore. *sigh*

I hope I can get that fixed.

And I think you might be right about photobucket. They should really learn how to deal with hotness. Or naked butts.

Can I just say how much his hair in combination with that sweater is killing me?

*fans self*

*fans self harder*

And the hair. OMG!

HAIR!!!

That btw. was the scene where his hair distracted me from the plot. Well, more than usual.

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Is tiny!Ray's hair fixable? Because it would be sad if he never had full-bodied hair again.

DUDE. THE HAIR. AND THE SWEATER. GUH.

Hair is more important than the plot. Trufax.

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I could fix the two big spikes, but the three smaller ones from the back crumbled between the tweezers when I tried to glue them back on. But those were only half broken. So it just looks like he lay on something only recently and the spikes are a bit flat.

I assume Fraser gave him a blowjob right before work and thus didn't notice when this tiny bit of surge ripped out on his back. He probably got caught on something in Ray's appartment. Cause we know, Ray is a pig, a slob and he has an infestation.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v493/roadrunner1896/?action=view¤t=a6dce7ad.flv

There will be pictures later with the fixed tiny!folks, but without the nice story to go with it, since there are innocent people on my friendlist who mind things like early morning blowjobs and such.

This hair and the sweater are killing me! Killing me I tell you. How can he be so hot? How can his hair be so hot?

At least if it is Callum's hair. :D

*snuggles him*

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I approve of this story. *nods*

He lay on something and the spikes got all flat... and that something was Fraser. *nods again*

Because, really, what else could they do that whole time they were being shipped to you?

When I had really short hair, I was always afraid to look at it in the morning, because it was crazy and all over the place. I would have paid good money for it to look something like Callum's. But I think it's just him that makes it hot, because I've known people who've attempted that hairstyle, and it just didn't work at all for them.

It definitely works for him. :D

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Yes, hot Mountie and Chicago cop sex is awesome. Even if performed by tiny!puppets.

Or Fraser had his hands in Ray's hair while Ray was sucking him off and he was squeezing/pulling a bit too strong and got it all out of formation. :D

Ah, the possibilities are endless. I love it. :D

and you are right. They had to do something. Of course they were individually wrapped into bubble wrap, but I don't think that is something that would stop the boys from doing each other. Fraser is smart and probably figured something out. :D

I know. It is uncanny what he can pull off. Except for some rare cases of inbetween hair, his hair always looks hot.

Hello Satan. :D

Yes, Callum, suck it for me.

How I wish to be that milk shake. *sigh*

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Between mini!Fraser and mini!Ray, I'm sure they came up with a way to get out of the bubble wrap and into each other's pants. They're creative like that.

God, his teeth.

Lucky milkshake!

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Yeah, Ray gets really creative when he is horny. Which is most of the time. :D

I know!

God, I love guys with big teeth.

Look at that thumb! God, I love his fingers.

And artsy multiple Callum shot. :D

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I figure you'd be the one to know: What color exactly are Callum's eyes?

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Ah, the question that has divided whole groups of fangirls and caused flame war like discussions for years. :D

I personally would call them blue-grey ~~because that is my eye colour~~, because that is how they appear to me on most pictures.

Officially he has blue eyes, but they aren't deeply blue like some other people's eyes are. However, I guess after his set card got auctioned off we have to take this as canon. (Though, I am pretty sure he can't really do voodoo and that that was just a joke of his, so who knows. Also "middle weight" is not exactly the truth either. *feeds him a sandwich* So I guess they keep it simple and only have brown, blue and green on those cards)

They also sometimes seem to be green or golden (OMG, he is a vampire!!!) and in really rare cases even brown depending on what he is wearing and the lighting. Just like the rest of his, his eyes are amazing. ;)

This in the following picture is pretty much his eye colour. Judge for yourself how you would call that

http://www.lucidthemovie.com/images/industry/callum_keith_rennie_headshot.jpg

I think blue-grey is a good description for them.

What do you need this information for? Are you writing RPS? With Hugh? Or Katee? Or Paul? Not like I would read either. But inquiring minds need to know. ;)

Also, check out

kyizi's latest icon. I just made it as a joke, but YAY! one more down! :D

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*HUGGLES* THANK YOU!

I'm making an Action!Callum. I'm kind of having to rebuild his face from scratch, but hopefully it'll turn out alright? I can keep you updated, if you'd like... :D

I LOVE THE ICON! Soon, thanks to you, the entire world will be converted... :D

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Action!Callum? I want one!!!

I was just being silly with that icon. She said I should not convert her to The Callum and then there was that interview part of his with the mountaineering (she climbs) and the working in a library reading biographies (she did, too) and wanting to become an actor but thinking it would be too ego-oriented (just like her!) and then I made that picture of Callum in the mountains and voila, another Callum convert. :D

I will not rest until I have the entire world. This man is just too lovable and I will find the weak spot of everyone and show Callum-y goodness into it to break them down.

I think your Action!Callum might help me with

ewanspotter. I can feel she is almost there. :D

Wheeeeeee!

*is all excited about Action!Callum*

*already has a new happy place where Action!Callum gets to meet Action!Ben*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*bounce*

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I'm not going to be able to do any work on his face until I get some better paint, but his hair's blond now and he looks more Callum-y then he did when I bought him. :D

(I have to confess I mostly bought him because he totally had experimental hair! Although it used to be black. Yay for paint!)

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YAY! for paint. And he even almost has a shirt that Callum might wear. Though, if you are good at sewing, you might want to make him his famous plaid shirt. The one he wore in about half the things he made. (Okay, four or so, but whatever).

From "Sleepwalking"

From his "The Name of the Game" interview

And while we are at it, explain to me how he can make golf so hot? I want to grab his hips there and do naughty things to him. Nrrggghhh!

And from "Wilby Wonderful"

"Normal" promo shots from TIFF last year

And yes, that is also the same jacket. That jacket has been in even more things than the shirt. Which as I just noticed, might be two very similar but slightly different shirts? Ah, well, they are his and that is what counts.

It's like Callum wears his own clothes on half the sets he is at. I think the coat he wears as Billy is also his.

So if you are good at sewing and find a pattern like that or maybe make a white one and use textile colours on it to make it like that shirt, he'll be recognized everywhere even without a perfect face.

I love that dolls hair. *ruffles it*