How to kill your children
Apr. 1st, 2007 06:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoopbeck*phone rings, Alex dashes to catch it just in time*
Mom: Hey!
Alex: Hey.
Mom: Um. Did you take the TV with you?
Alex: What?
Mom: The TV. Did you take it with you?
Alex: What?
Mom: The big one. Um, it's not here.
Alex: Wait, what? No, I'm pretty sure it was there. I didn't take it.
Mom: Um. Are you sure?
Alex: ...
Mom: Because, uh, we got back, and you'd left the front door open, and, uh, there's stuff gone, and the TV's definitely gone.
Alex: *has coronary*
Mom: April Fools! Except you left the door open when you left. Don't do that again.
Mom: Hey!
Alex: Hey.
Mom: Um. Did you take the TV with you?
Alex: What?
Mom: The TV. Did you take it with you?
Alex: What?
Mom: The big one. Um, it's not here.
Alex: Wait, what? No, I'm pretty sure it was there. I didn't take it.
Mom: Um. Are you sure?
Alex: ...
Mom: Because, uh, we got back, and you'd left the front door open, and, uh, there's stuff gone, and the TV's definitely gone.
Alex: *has coronary*
Mom: April Fools! Except you left the door open when you left. Don't do that again.
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Date: 2007-04-02 02:56 am (UTC)