How to kill your children

[stoopbeck]

*phone rings, Alex dashes to catch it just in time*

Mom: Hey!

Alex: Hey.

Mom: Um. Did you take the TV with you?

Alex: What?

Mom: The TV. Did you take it with you?

Alex: What?

Mom: The big one. Um, it's not here.

Alex: Wait, what? No, I'm pretty sure it was there. I didn't take it.

Mom: Um. Are you sure?

Alex: ...

Mom: Because, uh, we got back, and you'd left the front door open, and, uh, there's stuff gone, and the TV's definitely gone.

Alex: *has coronary*

Mom: April Fools! Except you left the door open when you left. Don't do that again.

Comments

[featherfish.livejournal.com]

Oh GOD, that's awful. Ack.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I had to lie down in a darkened room for most of the afternoon. Thanks, Mom!

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM ROCKS!

[skroberts]

If I didn't love your mom, I'd kill her for you...

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Tehe. *pets your mom*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*pets your icon*

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Look how much that icon enjoys getting petted.

It was made by mata090680 and is shareable.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Ohoho, really?!

I kind of stopped adding LJ icons when I moved to GJ, where I can have an insane number of icons, but really-- this one is worth it. :] Totally stealing.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

You moved to GJ? Dude, I missed a lot the last months.

Well, glad you still check in here every now and then.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I double-post, but I only bother with icons on GJ. Sorry to be confusing. :]

Ooooh, another shiny icon! :]

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

It's made by mata090680, too, and also is from a batch of shareable icons.

And no problem about the confusing me thing. I get confused very easily. Glad I didn't miss anything about you moving there or so.

[alana-eldora.livejournal.com]

I'm trying not to laugh hysterically in the library (since that's what I'm reduced to, being computer-less and all). Oh man, that would have given me a heart attack.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Apparently she toned it down-- the original was going to be much worse, and then she got worried that I might stroke out for real, so she decided to go with just the TV.