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[stoopbeck]

Alex: *type type type*
Roach: BONZAIIII!
Alex: *type type type* OH GOD A ROACH OGODOGOD

Roach: *hides*

Alex: .... *typety type type*

Roach: *stealth mode* *LEAP*
Alex: AAAAAAAAAA *flail with sandal*
Leena, the Bug-Eating Dog: OH GOD ROACH THE HORROR *FLAIL FLAIL*

[A few minutes later]

Alex: *pant pant* That's RIGHT! You'd BETTER be dead this time. AND STAY DOWN.

[Alex's door bursts open.]

Little Brother: OH GOD THERE WAS A NOISE WAS THAT YOU?!!!
Alex: Um, there was a roach.
Little Brother: ALL I HEARD WAS THIS NOISE LIKE COMING FROM THE KITCHEN AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "OH GOD OH GOD" and I'm going back to bed now.

[Later.]

Roach: *reanimates*
Dog: *freaks out*
Alex: *flails madly with sandal*


[This could go on all night.]

Comments

[otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com]

...

*snicker*

Your little brother owns. XD

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

He does indeed.

[skroberts]

That's hella scary.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I agree. Leena agrees, too. She had to leave. It was too much for her.

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Is it wrong that during the entire time I was reading I was thinking, "WHY THE HELL HASN'T LEENA ATE THE ROACH YET?!"

[(Anonymous)]

Leena usually would have scarfed it down, no problem. But this was, like, DEMON roach or something. It terrified her.

Plus it wouldn't die.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. That was totally me. Thanks, family computer, for not logging me in. *headpalm*

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

It may be because it 2 in the morning, but I just got the mental image of Leena spaz!flailing and going "ZOMG!WTF!FLEE!!!!!"

[mei-chan1029.livejournal.com]

think giant blue african version of said demon roach...that can sting and is still twitching in the dirt some 2 hours later after having been heeled for an entire 5 minutes.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Bleagh! The other day we found a cow killer/velvet ant [wingless wasp that HURTS] and it took three of us ten minutes of squishing for it to stop moving. And it may have just been playing dead. Bleagh.

Blue, hmm?

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. I love you, Alex. You are great. Roaches are not. Ewwww.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Bleeeaaagh, roach.