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Alex: *type type type*
Roach: BONZAIIII!
Alex: *type type type* OH GOD A ROACH OGODOGOD

Roach: *hides*

Alex: .... *typety type type*

Roach: *stealth mode* *LEAP*
Alex: AAAAAAAAAA *flail with sandal*
Leena, the Bug-Eating Dog: OH GOD ROACH THE HORROR *FLAIL FLAIL*

[A few minutes later]

Alex: *pant pant* That's RIGHT! You'd BETTER be dead this time. AND STAY DOWN.

[Alex's door bursts open.]

Little Brother: OH GOD THERE WAS A NOISE WAS THAT YOU?!!!
Alex: Um, there was a roach.
Little Brother: ALL I HEARD WAS THIS NOISE LIKE COMING FROM THE KITCHEN AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "OH GOD OH GOD" and I'm going back to bed now.

[Later.]

Roach: *reanimates*
Dog: *freaks out*
Alex: *flails madly with sandal*

[This could go on all night.]

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*snicker*

Your little brother owns. XD

He does indeed.

That's hella scary.

I agree. Leena agrees, too. She had to leave. It was too much for her.

*chuckles* Is it wrong that during the entire time I was reading I was thinking, "WHY THE HELL HASN'T LEENA ATE THE ROACH YET?!"

Leena usually would have scarfed it down, no problem. But this was, like, DEMON roach or something. It terrified her.

Plus it wouldn't die.

Oh, dear. That was totally me. Thanks, family computer, for not logging me in. *headpalm*

It may be because it 2 in the morning, but I just got the mental image of Leena spaz!flailing and going "ZOMG!WTF!FLEE!!!!!"

think giant blue african version of said demon roach...that can sting and is still twitching in the dirt some 2 hours later after having been heeled for an entire 5 minutes.

Bleagh! The other day we found a cow killer/velvet ant [wingless wasp that HURTS] and it took three of us ten minutes of squishing for it to stop moving. And it may have just been playing dead. Bleagh.

Blue, hmm?

Hahahaha. I love you, Alex. You are great. Roaches are not. Ewwww.

Bleeeaaagh, roach.

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