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[stoopbeck]

In accordance with my policy of naming things so that I will take better care of them, I've finally named my two cacti.

The tall thin prickly one that leans badly to one side is now known as House. It leans so badly I might have to prop it up. Do they make cactus-sized canes?

The smaller round prickly extremely cute one is now known as Rodney.

I still need a name for my massive bromeliad. I wonder what one names a large cumbersome spikey plant with a lopsided bloom that must be watered down its throat every few days?

*sigh*

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I'm sure he'd appreciate it. He's leaning at a dangerous angle. I hope he doesn't fall over and impale Rodney...

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

Oy. Two unhappy campers.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

But think of the snarkfest that would ensue!

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

True dat.

Now, who will win this momentous snarkfest? Cripply Cacti House or the newly, perforated, Know-It-All McKay?...dum dumdum dum. Only time will tell.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Now that's a confrontation that will go down in history. I only wish I could have ringside seats.