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stoopbeckSo, here's the sitch.
I went out and had a crazy night with Samantha and Melyssa [crazy like doing donuts in the mall parking lot, and screaming "weeeeeee!" on the highway, and repeating everything everyone said and laughing in an outrageous manner and many other things] and at one point I drank the lion spittle fountain water in the middle of one of the big outside display thingies. It was Samantha's fault. She peer-pressured me into it, I swear. And the ice cream's fault. If it hadn't been so cloyingly coffe-and-walnut-and-sugar-omg-ish, I wouldn't have been thirsty enough to even consider drinking lion spittle fountain water.
So here's my problem.
Being a hypochondriac as I am, I am panicking here. My stomach hurts. Even though I ate an outrageously sweet ginormous ice cream cone, it's obviously some hideously nasty germ that hitched its way inside me along with the fountain water. My head aches. Fountain water causing nasty mutations in my grey matter. Stuffy nose. Fountain water. Dizzy spells. Fountain water, natch.
Never mind that I had all these symptoms before I drank it. Gah. Someone make it stop, pleasethanks?
I wonder what shows up on WebMD when I type in "drank Lion Spittle Fountain Water?"
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otakuoverlorde
1. DO YOU SNORE?: Not usually.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover, I guess...
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Insanity, probably...
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? HECK. YEAH. I used to make kickin' Lego castles and stuff, with secret passages and dungeons and stuff. Dude. Where's some Legos?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? That it's "FAKE."
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Yup, sometimes. Love me some plastic.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Yeah, except for the whole Yoda-lookalike thing.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Well, it's looking that way. *sigh*
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Cool grey with white letters.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Sometimes. It has to be a good day and a good song, though.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Oh, god. No. Heights are not my friend.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Um. [Tangent-- so, what would Batman or Superman put here? "Can Fly?" "Crimefighting?" Hmm.] Not really any secret ones.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Beach, probably. Or Ireland/Scotland/Wales.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Sometimes.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Not as well as I'd like. I can get around, but I end up clinging to the side barnacle-like after a while.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? On my list, I swear!
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I care, but gah, look at the science, people... We've had ozone holes before. We'll have them again after this one goes away. Just... chill.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? Every time I tried, I lost count. Stupid nonexistant attention span.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? I've never tried. Guess what I'm gonna do after I finish updating?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yes, frequently. I'd rather drive.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Nope.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Electric. Sometimes the mechanical get all crazy and just chew your pencil and leave it all weird and spiral-y.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? If it's for food, or for the health of the herd, it's okay. Senseless killing, however, is never good.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Eh. Who knows?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? That's what we have computers for. My writing is terrible.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Whatever doesn't make me all sneezy makes me wheezy. Stupid body.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?: Um. About an hour ago, I guess.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Nope.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Last one I went to was my grandmother's when I was three or four, so... dunno.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? NOT. AT. ALL. Ewww, eggs. Gag.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Just misrepresented.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Somewhere, there is a planet whose entire land mass consists of matchless socks. Someday I shall find this planet, and I shall be very happy, because what causes happiness more than an endless abundance of socks?
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:52 PM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Several.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Sometimes. It usually makes me sick after I eat it, and once I threw up after breaking open one of the older chicken nuggets...
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? A few hours ago, I think... woo us! I'm still singing "Phantom."
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Shower. I use a lot of shampoo.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? I talked with him on AIM last year. I'm still scarred. Stay away, bad man.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Sure.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Oh, god, yes. Especially if it's not quite pitch black, and I can just barely see shadows... *shudder*
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Caffinated drinks. And sugar. And Twizzlers, although I don't even really like them. I just must eat them.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTR? Crunchy!
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Sometimes. Usually not on purpose.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No, but I got to sit in an ambulance with SWAT people while handcuffed!
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Twice.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Does that include prescription? 'Cause I think I'd be dead drug free. :P
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Sometimes I'm dead to the world, but I'm usually not.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Blue
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Usually. On bright pretty sunny days, definitely.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? Um. Obi?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No, but I'd hate to be. Gah, the pressure.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? On my list. Whenever it's checked back in, I'm so reading it.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Lessee... little bit of guitar, piano, harmonica, kazoo [heh], tonette flutaphone and recorder. Oooh, and I can play the spoons!
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Is it "stealing" when you find it in the dryer?
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Heh. Heheheheh. Riiight.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Love it. Especially when you sleep on a rock all night, and you smell all smokey, and you've got marshmallow crap all in your hair, and a ginormous spider used you as its bed/egg hatchery during the night. Woo camping!
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Sometimes. Shut up.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? In a young girl's heart? [Gah. Kill me.]
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? Depends on the dog. Danny's dog sure is.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Depends on the sitch.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? All the tim.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? No, but gah, this fan... making me cold and drying my eyes at the same time!
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Mmm, walnut and coffee ice cream.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Nope. Too time consuming.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Grade school doesn't count, right?
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? Any commercial with the words "stubborn belly fat" or "large lump sum." Also ones with That Guy.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? Nope.
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Um. The Note song from Phantom, I guess...
I went out and had a crazy night with Samantha and Melyssa [crazy like doing donuts in the mall parking lot, and screaming "weeeeeee!" on the highway, and repeating everything everyone said and laughing in an outrageous manner and many other things] and at one point I drank the lion spittle fountain water in the middle of one of the big outside display thingies. It was Samantha's fault. She peer-pressured me into it, I swear. And the ice cream's fault. If it hadn't been so cloyingly coffe-and-walnut-and-sugar-omg-ish, I wouldn't have been thirsty enough to even consider drinking lion spittle fountain water.
So here's my problem.
Being a hypochondriac as I am, I am panicking here. My stomach hurts. Even though I ate an outrageously sweet ginormous ice cream cone, it's obviously some hideously nasty germ that hitched its way inside me along with the fountain water. My head aches. Fountain water causing nasty mutations in my grey matter. Stuffy nose. Fountain water. Dizzy spells. Fountain water, natch.
Never mind that I had all these symptoms before I drank it. Gah. Someone make it stop, pleasethanks?
I wonder what shows up on WebMD when I type in "drank Lion Spittle Fountain Water?"
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otakuoverlorde1. DO YOU SNORE?: Not usually.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover, I guess...
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Insanity, probably...
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? HECK. YEAH. I used to make kickin' Lego castles and stuff, with secret passages and dungeons and stuff. Dude. Where's some Legos?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? That it's "FAKE."
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Yup, sometimes. Love me some plastic.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Yeah, except for the whole Yoda-lookalike thing.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Well, it's looking that way. *sigh*
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Cool grey with white letters.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Sometimes. It has to be a good day and a good song, though.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Oh, god. No. Heights are not my friend.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Um. [Tangent-- so, what would Batman or Superman put here? "Can Fly?" "Crimefighting?" Hmm.] Not really any secret ones.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Beach, probably. Or Ireland/Scotland/Wales.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Sometimes.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Not as well as I'd like. I can get around, but I end up clinging to the side barnacle-like after a while.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? On my list, I swear!
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I care, but gah, look at the science, people... We've had ozone holes before. We'll have them again after this one goes away. Just... chill.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? Every time I tried, I lost count. Stupid nonexistant attention span.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? I've never tried. Guess what I'm gonna do after I finish updating?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yes, frequently. I'd rather drive.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Nope.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Electric. Sometimes the mechanical get all crazy and just chew your pencil and leave it all weird and spiral-y.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? If it's for food, or for the health of the herd, it's okay. Senseless killing, however, is never good.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Eh. Who knows?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? That's what we have computers for. My writing is terrible.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Whatever doesn't make me all sneezy makes me wheezy. Stupid body.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?: Um. About an hour ago, I guess.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Nope.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Last one I went to was my grandmother's when I was three or four, so... dunno.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? NOT. AT. ALL. Ewww, eggs. Gag.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Just misrepresented.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Somewhere, there is a planet whose entire land mass consists of matchless socks. Someday I shall find this planet, and I shall be very happy, because what causes happiness more than an endless abundance of socks?
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:52 PM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Several.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Sometimes. It usually makes me sick after I eat it, and once I threw up after breaking open one of the older chicken nuggets...
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? A few hours ago, I think... woo us! I'm still singing "Phantom."
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Shower. I use a lot of shampoo.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? I talked with him on AIM last year. I'm still scarred. Stay away, bad man.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Sure.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Oh, god, yes. Especially if it's not quite pitch black, and I can just barely see shadows... *shudder*
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Caffinated drinks. And sugar. And Twizzlers, although I don't even really like them. I just must eat them.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTR? Crunchy!
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Sometimes. Usually not on purpose.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No, but I got to sit in an ambulance with SWAT people while handcuffed!
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Twice.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Does that include prescription? 'Cause I think I'd be dead drug free. :P
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Sometimes I'm dead to the world, but I'm usually not.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Blue
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Usually. On bright pretty sunny days, definitely.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? Um. Obi?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No, but I'd hate to be. Gah, the pressure.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? On my list. Whenever it's checked back in, I'm so reading it.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Lessee... little bit of guitar, piano, harmonica, kazoo [heh], tonette flutaphone and recorder. Oooh, and I can play the spoons!
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Is it "stealing" when you find it in the dryer?
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Heh. Heheheheh. Riiight.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Love it. Especially when you sleep on a rock all night, and you smell all smokey, and you've got marshmallow crap all in your hair, and a ginormous spider used you as its bed/egg hatchery during the night. Woo camping!
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Sometimes. Shut up.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? In a young girl's heart? [Gah. Kill me.]
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? Depends on the dog. Danny's dog sure is.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Depends on the sitch.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? All the tim.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? No, but gah, this fan... making me cold and drying my eyes at the same time!
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Mmm, walnut and coffee ice cream.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Nope. Too time consuming.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Grade school doesn't count, right?
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? Any commercial with the words "stubborn belly fat" or "large lump sum." Also ones with That Guy.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? Nope.
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Um. The Note song from Phantom, I guess...
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Date: 2005-06-23 07:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-24 02:41 am (UTC)Except now I'm worried about your "secret weapon."
*frets*