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Sarah : Hmmmmm...
Sarah : Summary: "The stargate sg-1 team meet a strange orphan, Harry Potter on a holiday to England."
Alex: *sigh*
Sarah : Should I even bother?
Alex: No.
Alex: End of story.
Sarah : K
Sarah : Kinda like SG-1/TMNT...
Alex: ...Yeah
Alex: Some crossovers just weren't meant to happen.
Sarah : They're actually painful to think about sometimes...
Alex: One day I shall come up with the worst crossover ever and write it just because.
Sarah : Star Wars/Teletubbies?
Alex: ...
Alex: *brain explodes*
Alex: No, no!
Sarah : Your poor brain!
Alex: Teletubbies/The Incredibles!
Alex: Anything/Teletubbies leads to brain explosion, methinks.
Sarah : Hehe. I was thinking the same thing.
Sarah : No! West Wing/TMNT
Alex: SCORE!
Alex: Heh. Digimon/NCIS.
Alex: Beat THAT.
Sarah : Pokemon/House
Alex: *eep*
Alex: Seseme Street/Lost
Sarah : Everwood/Enterprise
Alex: Firefly/Harry Potter
Sarah : I've actually seen Firefly/Angel.
Alex: Dear God.
Alex: Will they stop at nothing?!
Sarah : Alas....
Sarah : The Princess Bride/SG Atlantis
Sarah : That would kinda rock, actaully.
Alex: Yeah, I was just thinking that...
Sarah : Hey, Princess Bride/Angel rocked.
Alex: Ooh, Batman/Pirates of the Caribbean!
Sarah : Val Kilmer Batman, or Michael Keaton Batman?
Alex: Oooh. Toughie.
Alex: I liked Micheal Keaton Batman, but for the purposes of this exercise, Val'd probably work better.
Sarah : Val is prettier.
Sarah : Oh... The Matrix/Roar.
Alex: Dude.
Alex: Galaxy Quest/Kingdom of Heaven
Alex: OOOOH! Casablanca/Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Sarah : Big Fish/Jaws
Alex: *dies*
Alex: Oh no! Ewan! Don't go in the wat-- too late.
Sarah : Nooooooooooo!!!
Sarah : You can't eat the pretty ones, Sharky!
Alex: Saaave him!
Sarah : *lights shark on fire*
Sarah : *saves Ewan*
Sarah : *Ewan bakes Sarah muffins*
Alex: Hey!
Alex: Better be sharing those Ewan muffins...
Sarah : *Ewan gives Alex Mellow Yellow*
Alex: *Alex loves Ewan devotedly for, like, ever*
Sarah : *Ewan is scared*
Sarah : *...of the fangirls*
Alex: *clings fangirlishly to Ewan's legs, crying, "No! Don't leave! Give us muffins!"*
Sarah : "Let us touch your hair!"
Alex: "Speak for us in your pretty accent!"
Sarah : "For you are the shiznit!"
Alex: *snerk*
Sarah : Oh, oh... Willy Wonka/7 Days
Alex: ...Dude.
Alex: A Knight's Tale/Happy Gilmore
Sarah : Ice Age/X-Men
Alex: Toy Story/Armegeddon
Sarah : *dies*
Alex: *is laughing too hard to breathe*
Sarah : MacGyver/Pirates of the Carribean
Alex: Early Edition/Star Wars
Sarah : Dude.
Sarah : He get's tomorrows news today!
Sarah : He can take Anakin down!
Alex: And by the way, Luke? He IS your father. Bye now!
Sarah : *wiggles with laughter*
Alex: *is so on the floor from fatal laughter*
Sarah : Oh, oh.... SG-1/24/Pirates of the Carribean/The District/Lost/Jack & Bobby
Alex: Holy crap.
Alex: That's like the A-bomb of crossovers!
Sarah : Pizza guy: "Uh, hi. I have a pizza here for Jack...?"
Alex: *DIES!*
Sarah : O'Neill: "Mine!"
Sarah : Bauer: "Mine!"
Sarah : Sparrow: "Mine!"
Sarah : Mannion: "Mine!"
Sarah : Sheppard: "Mine!"
Sarah : Whateverhislastnameis: "Mine!"
Alex: I so wanna see a 5-way Jack fight now.
Alex: Who?
Sarah : *wad of Jacks fight over pizza*
Alex: Oh, hee!
Alex: Suddenly, Jack Skellington from A Nightmare Before Christmas walks in....
Sarah : I think Lost's Jack is a Sheppard. *giggle*
Sarah : Ah, there's another one!
Alex: He is!
Alex: Hmm... any other Jack's out there?
Sarah : *thinks*
Sarah : Jack Dalton from MacGyver....
Alex: Eee!
Sarah : You must write this fic.
Alex: I so must. Seriously.
Sarah : I'd read it!
Alex: Well then! I'll have to get to work on it!
Sarah : *giggle-snort-snicker-chuckle*
Sarah : Gah. I was going to go to bed, like, and hour ago...
Sarah : Stupid crossovers.
Alex: I know, me too... *grumbles*
Alex: But hey! Happy fun times!
Sarah : True dat.