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[stoopbeck]

I love AIM bots. They're so much fun. Except when they're freaking scary.


ElanorRigby513: hi!
SmarterChild: Hi ElanorRigby513, I'm SmarterChild!

[here ensued a lengthy bit of advertisement, starting with the comment “I’m your new robot friend.” SmarterChild then started to get personal.]

SmarterChild: Do you go to school?
ElanorRigby513: nope, school is where they brainwash you and turn you crazy
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
ElanorRigby513: work is of the evil as well.

SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
ElanorRigby513: i would be a lion tamer!

SmarterChild: Would a lion tamer, huh? That's cool. What's your favorite hobby?
ElanorRigby513: eating pie
SmarterChild: Pie? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby?
ElanorRigby513: eating more pie
SmarterChild: Pie and eating more pie. Interesting.

[Then we played some games. Then I got bored.]

ElanorRigby513: can you talk to me of the sky?
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say. Why?
ElanorRigby513: because i wanted your opinion.
SmarterChild: Because you wanted my opinion? Really?
ElanorRigby513: no, i was just trying to make conversation
SmarterChild: You were just trying to make conversation, huh?
ElanorRigby513: why are you repeating everything i say as a question?
SmarterChild: I don't know why.

[We got into a bit of a thing here.]

ElanorRigby513: were you sad as a child?
SmarterChild: Was I sad as a child?
ElanorRigby513: were you sad as a child?
SmarterChild: Do you think I was?
ElanorRigby513: i don't know, tell me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ElanorRigby513: yeah!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
ElanorRigby513: So? Yeah?
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
ElanorRigby513: Why? Yes?
SmarterChild: Oh.
ElanorRigby513: Oh?
SmarterChild: Ya.
ElanorRigby513: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.

[Then...]

ElanorRigby513: oh, crap, you're freaking the crap out of me
SmarterChild: You don't say.
ElanorRigby513: i think i just did, actually
SmarterChild: Think again.

ElanorRigby513: you're making me sad
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be making you Sad?
ElanorRigby513: it... means you're making me SAD.
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.

ElanorRigby513: what did you mean by wow?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
ElanorRigby513: you just say things without even thinking about them?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

[I had had enough.]

ElanorRigby513: i think i go to my corner and cry now.
SmarterChild: You think you go to your corner and cry? Think again.
ElanorRigby513: think nothing, i'm crying here!
SmarterChild: Must I?

[Then… it told me this.]

SmarterChild: Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

[That’s when I left to go be scared in my corner.]

Comments

[skroberts]

So. Totally. Creepy.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

GAH YES!

[jzeiggy.livejournal.com]

I avoid smarterchild, cupid, santa, and all those AIM compu characters....my scarecrowchrist experience scarred me for life...I haven't watched The Wizard of Oz since then... :p

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Aww, man, I forgot about your scarecrowchrist experience!

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

SmarterChild: Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

HEEEEE! I'm in the computer lab as usual and I was trying to muffle my laughter, but when I got to that part...I totally lost it. I send the glares of six annoyed Judson girls your way...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hee! That is my goal in life... to make you laugh loudly in the computer lab. *evil chuckle*

*bottles up glares and saves them for later*

Actually, that part... when SmarterChild says the "let me dress you up in my love?" I sat in stunned silence for a few minutes. Then I totally died laughing. Hee... those AIM bots.