Introducing.... SPAWNY!

[stoopbeck]

Backstory:

My computer has problems. It's always crashing at crucial moments. It doesn't really like opening Word documents that much right now. It doesn't even really like me that much right now.

A bit ago Sarah and I were talking about names for our laptops. She named hers Hal [Heh]. I jokingly called mine Spawn of Satan.

Today it was very bad. It decided to show its true colors.

I present to you: Spawn of Satan! Spawny, for short.

Comments

[skroberts]

I'd snuggle Spawny... if he weren't evil.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*snuggles little evil Spawny*

[jolinarcarter.livejournal.com]

Our computers plotted world domination for a while, but they gave up.
Or at least I think they did...
Come to think of it, the fan on one of them broke and it fried itself. Was this a power squabble?

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

LOL

Yes, the color of the devil is pink.

*snuggles you and gives Spawny an evil look*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hehehe...

Ahh, the petty squabbles that conflict technology... or something along those lines.

Mine is very much still planning world domination... little sneaky laptop.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hee... and oops! It wasn't supposed to be pink!

But now that I look at it, I agree. Pink is the color of the devil.

*snuggles*

[skroberts]

It's actually red, I promise you. But I knew you'd think it was pink by this pic. :P

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Well, the devil made it look pink, because pink is his color. Not red like everyone always assumes.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Oooh... good catch! Because pink is the color of the eeeeevil!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. People need to start to realize that.

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

Hee.

*enter witty comment here*

[Sorry, that's the best I can do until this stupid research paper is finished.]

[theemdash]

Your computers would be good to you if you just gave them proper names. My is named Selmak and he is a perfect gentleman. *pets Sel*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Selmak! That's a perfect name for a computer!

See... Ever since I knew I was getting a laptop I've been trying to make up a nifty name for it. Nothing worked. It's been acting up since about a year ago.

This semester I could take it no more and I named it Spawny. Maybe if I named it something like StarlightSweetnessChocolateCake it would get better? *pokes Spawny peevishly*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Aww... poor Samantha... good luck with that.

[theemdash]

I have another computer that I thought might act up, so I promised to name him after a king if he was good. He's been good ever since and is now named Elessar (aka Aragorn). *snicker* And I had another computer named Wedge (X-wing pilot). Never had trouble with any of them. ;)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Eeee! Wedge! I had a pocket calculator named Wedge. It lasted for three years until it died a noble death due to battery failure. Poor Wedge.

Hmm. But I rather like the name "Spawny." :/

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I totally agree. The sooner the better.

[theemdash]

It is a cute name. I'm just saying that in my experience the name has helped determine the device's personality.

Selmak says hello, by the way. ;)

Die, computer, die!

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

I now feel your pain.

Early yesterday evening, my screen stopped working...[yeah, I don't know.] And so I have been without a computer for over a day and it's driving me insane!

Re: Die, computer, die!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Aww... that's terrible! And... wow. Your... screen? So... wow.

Spawny sends his regards to your compy...