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Alex: *type type type*
Roach: BONZAIIII!
Alex: *type type type* OH GOD A ROACH OGODOGOD

Roach: *hides*

Alex: .... *typety type type*

Roach: *stealth mode* *LEAP*
Alex: AAAAAAAAAA *flail with sandal*
Leena, the Bug-Eating Dog: OH GOD ROACH THE HORROR *FLAIL FLAIL*

[A few minutes later]

Alex: *pant pant* That's RIGHT! You'd BETTER be dead this time. AND STAY DOWN.

[Alex's door bursts open.]

Little Brother: OH GOD THERE WAS A NOISE WAS THAT YOU?!!!
Alex: Um, there was a roach.
Little Brother: ALL I HEARD WAS THIS NOISE LIKE COMING FROM THE KITCHEN AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "OH GOD OH GOD" and I'm going back to bed now.

[Later.]

Roach: *reanimates*
Dog: *freaks out*
Alex: *flails madly with sandal*


[This could go on all night.]