National Geographic, I KEEL you. KEEL you DEED!

GAH.

So I'm in my room, watching DVDs, when Danny comes running in to tell me that there's something on the National Geographic channel I've got to see. It's one of those shows with a bunch of gross-you-out stuff and near-death-experiences-caught-on-tape kinda things.

It's kinda interesting [what's cooler than seeing a guy wipe out in an avalanche?!] and so we all started watching.

Then they got to the eating-of-various-living-creatures segment.

GAG. So, apparently there's this cheese? That... has maggots in it? And... the maggots eat the cheese? And then... excrete... the cheese? And... people eat the maggot-riddled cheese and say it's a delicacy?

Excuse me while I vomit.

Also-- on no condition EVER will I go to a place inhabited by vampire bats. Because, ew. EWWWW.

Note to self: Never leave house. Never eat cheese. Sleep in hermetically sealed bubble where no bats can come in and drink my blood.