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May. 17th, 2005
Hee. And gah.
May. 17th, 2005 10:11 pmWent and saw "House of Wax."
Ew. Ew ew ewie ew. Gag and ew. But hey! Chad Michael Murray with no shirt! That almost can totally negate the totally horrific things I saw! [If I keep telling myself that, maybe it'll come true.]
I have an idea for movies that will make me millions. I plan to write a horror movie... are you ready for this? Because this is crazy revolutionary talk!... that doesn't involve insane possibly inbred murderous Southerners in a town gob-smack in the middle of nowhere. Strange, I know, but I have a hunch it might just be possible.
Because really. Most of the horror movies I've seen [and I've seen quite a few of the more recent ones] involve crazy inbred Southerners [that one movie with the Murderous Mutant Mountain Men springs to mind]. Why can't they be, say... in Ireland? And the bad guy's some incredibly handsome [and accented!] guy who doesn't gorily kill the protagonists and use their corpses for his own demented purposes, but... um... makes them watch old episodes of The Flintstones until they go crazy, crazy I say!
Yes, it needs work, but I think it could be a classic.
Ew. Ew ew ewie ew. Gag and ew. But hey! Chad Michael Murray with no shirt! That almost can totally negate the totally horrific things I saw! [If I keep telling myself that, maybe it'll come true.]
I have an idea for movies that will make me millions. I plan to write a horror movie... are you ready for this? Because this is crazy revolutionary talk!... that doesn't involve insane possibly inbred murderous Southerners in a town gob-smack in the middle of nowhere. Strange, I know, but I have a hunch it might just be possible.
Because really. Most of the horror movies I've seen [and I've seen quite a few of the more recent ones] involve crazy inbred Southerners [that one movie with the Murderous Mutant Mountain Men springs to mind]. Why can't they be, say... in Ireland? And the bad guy's some incredibly handsome [and accented!] guy who doesn't gorily kill the protagonists and use their corpses for his own demented purposes, but... um... makes them watch old episodes of The Flintstones until they go crazy, crazy I say!
Yes, it needs work, but I think it could be a classic.