Madness = illustrate. Right. IN BIZARRO WORLD!

I'm not sure if this is just sleep deprivation dementia setting in or what, but this strikes me as almost indescribably funny.

So I'm typing up a paper for class, and I'm looking at what I have so far, and it just doesn't work. I realise that I should have "insanity" instead of "madness" [don't ask, really-- just suffice to say that it was a part about how waiting in PriMed waiting rooms is dangerous to your mental health]. Being the lazy slacker that I am, I figure that instead of actually deleting "madness" and typing in "insanity," I could just do that nifty "right-click-check-synonyms" cheat that Word has and get "insanity" off of that. Ingeniously lazy, if I do say so myself.

I right-click "madness." I go to "Synonyms." It gives me one synonym for madness.

"Illustrate."

Check it out.



God, I love Microsoft Word.

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My new favorite quote:

"The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat."

-Albert Einstein