*sniffle* *cough* *hack* I sound like a typhus ward or something.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	stoopbeck
Your haiku:	that i was still quite ill and oh yeah right no you're welcome edges away
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Created by Grahame

Ha... I love LJ haiku... They're so random, and yet... so applicable in strange and fascinating ways. To save space I'm just putting in the texts I get, instead of the whole frame system with the nifty colors and boxes etc...

guess i'm stuck.simply
because most of my anger
is due to my dad's

whats all this how is
it possible to have you
tell me this isn't that

perfect for instant
gnat death but do we even
have it's like that star

Whoa, now... easy there, me.

a frog magnetic
thing from somebody i
don't want to kill him

verb form and bam i
definitely forgot
my spanish workbook

dead you can say wow
that's really fast nothing good
ever ever comes

All I can say is that I sure have some weird entries, judging by my results. Okay, kids, that's it for now... And wow. Okay, Sarah? Yeah. You know those movies in which a good kid hangs out with the "wrong crowd" and thus gets hooked on some kind or other of illegal substance? Yeah? And they can't live without it, and that's all they do is their drug? And all that jazz? You do? Does that situation remind you of anything? Anything that rhymes with Cargate? My life is so a daytime drama now.

GAH!!!

How sad is it that, when asked by someone what celebrity's hairstyle I have, the closest match I can think of is Shemp Howard?

The people upstairs? You with the metal soled shoes and heavy elephant feet? You who keep charging down the hall? You with the basketball? You, the person who keeps going "woooo!" really loudly? You, poor soul, who just hit your head or some other body part? You, the midnight furniture mover? You, and you, and you and you and you? And yeah. You definitely just set off a car alarm. In the freaking PARKING LOT.

We're going to have to have a little talk. Because I can't take much more of this. Robyn compared it to the Chinese water torture, and it really is. I just can't wait until it finally sends me completely over the edge... Be forewarned.

That is all.

Oh, and Sarah, you rock. You really do. That icon is the best thing that happened today. *hug* Now I feel a need to feed my addiction! *must* *watch* *show*