WHICH COMMON LANDSCAPING ELEMENT IS KILLING YOUR PET?! Details at 11!

[stoopbeck]

I've been so down these last couple of weeks it's kind of ridiculous. But! Cutting myself off from the internet and you wonderful people is not the way to go about life. I know you're dying to know what's been going on with me, amirite? OKAY!



Good things:

Our family Christmas village now has a Hellboy and Dr. McNinja and his sidekick Gordito. AWESOME. I'll have to take pictures. mini!Hellboy mostly hangs out with the headless washerwoman and the penguins. (YES OUR CHRISTMAS VILLAGE IS JUST THAT AMAZING) Any suggestions on fandom people to make next?

Scary things:

While driving around Deatsville today, I saw a Christmas display that had a crucified Santa in the back. UM WHAT. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, and then I laughed so hard I cried. It was pretty amazing. OMG YOU GUYS CRUCIFIED SANTA WHAT.

Ridiculous things:

Our chocolate lab's been horribly ill for a while, but especially last week. Fortunately, Dad figured out why--apparently eating azalea leaves makes dogs high. Very high. And then causes a lot of neurological damage. We're going to have to cut down all of our azaleas now, because if she eats any more she could die. IT'S LIKE OUR DOG IS AN AFTERNOON SPECIAL.

Comments

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

Good things:

You are a dork.

Scary things:

YOUR TOWN IS HELLA DISTURBED.

Ridiculous things:

SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS THERE ONCE WAS A DOG NAMED LENA AND SHE ATE ALL THE AZALEAS AND THEY REALLY MESSED HER UP. SHE LOST HER FRIENDS, HER FAMILY, AND HER SELF RESPECT ALL BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T SHAKE THE AZALEA HABIT. SO REMEMBER LABS, DON'T DO AZALEAS OR YOU'LL DIE. KTHX

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I THINK I NEED A IANTO. YES/YES?

OMG MILLBROOK WHY YOU SO WEIRD

And we can get Helen Hunt to play Lena!!

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

MOTHERFUCKING YES. AND AN OWEN TOO.

FOR REALS YO.

BEST IDEA EVER! OMG. TOO BAD LENA NEVER SAW THAT AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL, BECAUSE THEN SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE WANTED TO DO THE AZALEAS.

(completely unrelated: robert carlyle is the new lead for SG 90210, dammit. i wanted him to be 11, not on the failboat that is the new gate series.)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY REPLIED TO THIS COMMENT TWICE YESTERDAY AND APPARENTLY THE INTERNETS EATED BOTH OF THEM.

[skroberts]

Do you have plans for New Year's? Alex and I would like to do something, and we're wondering if you'd like to join us. :)

[dyoselin.livejournal.com]

So that's what you've been up to? So worth cutting off from the internet but glad you're back.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

:D

So how've you been? I am way out of touch with people. *snuggles*

[skroberts]

This is why you need to come live with me so we both don't get depressed. *licks*

OMH HELLBOY! But... Why no Iron Man?!

Uh... Yeay for driving? Hey, did you get your license?

Oh, Lena...


We need to come up with something cool to do for Christmas/New Year's!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*CLINGS*

Hellboy because I'd just read a couple of Hellboy comics. I have a design sketch for Iron Man (TONY STARK + KISSING BOOTH, made of WIN) but I have to come up with something Mom will let me put in the village. :P

I don't have my license yet, mostly because I fail at life.

There are no words. *shakes head*

We totally do! Although I'm afraid nothing will top last year's New Year's experience... :D

[skroberts]

Kissing booth, awesome!! Hmmm... I think you should make an Iron Man stealing Santa's cookies. He's trying to be all sneaky about it, but is totally failing. *g* Hey, they can be rum cookies! And he totally needs a Santa hat. And all of this is in the suit. :D

Alex, don't make me us capslock of doom about the license. :P

O-o-o, we need to track down some party poppers and such. Maybe there's even a wee glitter cannon out there!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Dude, all awesome ideas!

It's more Dad's-been-really-sick-lately putting-off-license than Alex-being-lazy putting-off-license. So's you know. ;)

Party poppers like the crackers, or like the little bottles of confetti? WE NEED A GLITTER CANNON, BTW.

[skroberts]

*clings to dad*

Heck, let's go all out and get everything! I think we should hit the Dollar Tree. *g*

[skroberts]

So, I have an idea for a get together.

I'm thinking you and maybe Sara (since she didn't get to go to the concert last year) could come to my place (or somewhere) and we can play board games, chat, listen to music, generally act like weirdos, whatever while we wear silly hats and play with poppers and glitter (any maybe sparklers!). We can have snacks and assorted beverages (Strawberry Hill?!) in a safe place and stay up all night if we want...

Whatcha think?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

UM AWESOME IDEA. I approve. :D

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

CRUCIFIED SANTA.

o.O

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

UM YES EXACTLY WTF

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[skroberts]