OMG EARWIG

[stoopbeck]

So, I'm sitting at my computer, reading archived Dinosaur Comics, when I feel something tickling my face.

IT WAS AN EARWIG.

ON MY CHEEK. OH MY GOD. I think I need to go lie down. What was it doing there?! How did it get there?! MY CHEEK IS LIKE TWO INCHES FROM MY EAR. (I've heard the whole earwig-can-only-go-one-direction-and-thus-will-burrow-into-your-brain thing is a myth, but I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES)

TIME FOR SOME THRILLING HYSTERICS.

Comments

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

ok.

I'm confused. :|

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

So am I. What was an earwig doing in my room?!

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

my understanding of the word earwig is something undercover peoples stick in their ear to communicate with other peoples who aren't undercover :| You apparently have a different definition of the word hence my confusion.

Edit: Oh my. so I image googled earwigs and I can see why you'd be freaking out. they do look kind of creepy. I have never seen this type of earwig in person though and I really hope I don't.

On a more humorous note.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

The technological earwig got its name from the creepy critter.

Also, apparently not that many people know what earwigs are? I was first introduced to them in Colorado, and then again in Alabama. I'm not really sure where they do and don't live. I do a lot of gardening, though, so I get to come into close contact with them outside more often than I would like.

BEST EAR WIG EVER