Life's like an hourglass, glued to the table FOR REALS Y'ALL

[stoopbeck]

THERE IS LESS THAN A MONTH LEFT BEFORE DRAGON*CON.

It kind of feels like I just slept through the last year. There were tons of things I'd planned to have accomplished by now that totally fell by the wayside. I fail so hard. :[

I finally got a laptop cooler thingy to keep Spawny from setting my desk on fire. (Seriously, last night I burned my finger on the on/off button. True story!) Spawny is so much happier that it's like he's a totally different laptop! Still psychotic, but... like... on meds now.

So now it needs a name. I was kind of thinking of Wilson, since you know he's kind of a doormat and sometimes he calms House down. But if I named it Wilson, I would be seriously tempted to change Spawny's name to House (because dude, it would totally fit. Misanthropic, disabled, and hot!). Dad wanted me to name it The Fonz-- because he's COOL. GET IT?! (I love my dad.) (I also kind of wanted to rename Spawny "Fi," and then the laptop cooler could be named "Michael," because dude's pretty darn cool, and he calms down Fi's crazies, but I'd totally be switching genders on Spawny. I don't know how he'd feel about that.)

Suggestions?

Comments

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Name it Joe Dick.

Cause you can call it Joe or Joey when it is behaving and call it Dick when it is a dick. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Okay so maybe I should name my cooling thing Callum because it is so incredibly cool?

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

But don't forget that Callum is not just incredibly cool, but also extremely hot.

Callum is a good name for anything, though. :D

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

I actually like the idea of naming your laptop cooler thingy Wilson and renaming Spawny to House.

It really does make more sense.

[skroberts]

I kinda like "The Fonz" *g*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*fiffle*