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Danny: What was the name of that movie? That horrible movie with Anthony Hopkins? The really really depressing one?

Alex: Oh, wait, I know the one you mean. With, uh, what's-her-name, Emma Thompson, right?

Dad: What movie is this?

Danny: THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

Dad: Howard's End?

Danny:No! I can't remember the name. So the butler, he's in love, but he can't be in love because he loves his duty more, and he has to follow in his father's footsteps--

Alex: So he dies old and alone just like his father, and regrets that he and the love interest never got together, and oh my god it was depressing.

Danny: Remains of the Day!! That's the name!

Dad: Yeah, I'd heard that one was bad.

Alex: You know, there is no movie that cannot be improved by the judicious application of zombies.

Dad: There should be a zombie version of it! They could call it Remains of the Day of the Zombies!!

Danny: The Dead Remains of the Day of the Dead Zombies!!

Alex: THE REMAINS OF THE DEAD!!!

Danny: "Sir, I feel I should inform you that we are being attacked by zombies."

Dad: "Your brains, sir."

Alex: "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we have to attack you now."

Dad: You realize you're going to have to write that screenplay, right?

OMG NEW FLASHPOINT EPISODE TONIGHT. I'm so glad it changed nights; the scheduling issues were driving me crazy. If you are not watching that show already, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Oh, yeah, and there's a new Burn Notice tonight. EXCITEMENT!