Danny: What was the name of that movie? That horrible movie with Anthony Hopkins? The really really depressing one?
Alex: Oh, wait, I know the one you mean. With, uh, what's-her-name, Emma Thompson, right?
Dad: What movie is this?
Danny: THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Dad: Howard's End?
Danny:No! I can't remember the name. So the butler, he's in love, but he can't be in love because he loves his duty more, and he has to follow in his father's footsteps--
Alex: So he dies old and alone just like his father, and regrets that he and the love interest never got together, and oh my god it was depressing.
Danny: Remains of the Day!! That's the name!
Dad: Yeah, I'd heard that one was bad.
Alex: You know, there is no movie that cannot be improved by the judicious application of zombies.
Dad: There should be a zombie version of it! They could call it Remains of the Day of the Zombies!!
Danny: The Dead Remains of the Day of the Dead Zombies!!
Alex: THE REMAINS OF THE DEAD!!!
Danny: "Sir, I feel I should inform you that we are being attacked by zombies."
Dad: "Your brains, sir."
Alex: "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we have to attack you now."
Dad: You realize you're going to have to write that screenplay, right?
OMG NEW FLASHPOINT EPISODE TONIGHT. I'm so glad it changed nights; the scheduling issues were driving me crazy. If you are not watching that show already, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Oh, yeah, and there's a new Burn Notice tonight. EXCITEMENT!
Alex: Oh, wait, I know the one you mean. With, uh, what's-her-name, Emma Thompson, right?
Dad: What movie is this?
Danny: THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Dad: Howard's End?
Danny:No! I can't remember the name. So the butler, he's in love, but he can't be in love because he loves his duty more, and he has to follow in his father's footsteps--
Alex: So he dies old and alone just like his father, and regrets that he and the love interest never got together, and oh my god it was depressing.
Danny: Remains of the Day!! That's the name!
Dad: Yeah, I'd heard that one was bad.
Alex: You know, there is no movie that cannot be improved by the judicious application of zombies.
Dad: There should be a zombie version of it! They could call it Remains of the Day of the Zombies!!
Danny: The Dead Remains of the Day of the Dead Zombies!!
Alex: THE REMAINS OF THE DEAD!!!
Danny: "Sir, I feel I should inform you that we are being attacked by zombies."
Dad: "Your brains, sir."
Alex: "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we have to attack you now."
Dad: You realize you're going to have to write that screenplay, right?
OMG NEW FLASHPOINT EPISODE TONIGHT. I'm so glad it changed nights; the scheduling issues were driving me crazy. If you are not watching that show already, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Oh, yeah, and there's a new Burn Notice tonight. EXCITEMENT!
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Date: 2008-07-25 08:42 pm (UTC)Zombie!Joe! :D