ARE YOU SCARED?! ARE YOU?!!

[stoopbeck]

[while watching Scare Tactics]

Danny: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HIM SCREAM?

Alex: DUDE WHY ARE WE EVEN WATCHING THIS-- OH MY GOD, THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

Danny: I wouldn't just sit there and scream, I'd like, you know, hit someone.

Alex: Dude, I'd worry about these guys stroking out or having a heart attack or something.

Danny: "Are you SCARED? Are you--- hey, are you breathing? OH NO!! THEY DIED!!"

Alex: Oh my god, so, I just thought of the perfect Scare Tactics. So say I want to set you up for it, so I sign you up to be scared, but-- but then the situation they put you in, they say, "Danny, we're going to set up your sister to be scared and you're going to help us," and then you guys do something hella scary, and then I'm all, "OMG HEART ATTACK TIEM NAO" And then you're like, "OH MY GOD I KILLED MY SISTER" and then-- and then I'm all "OMG FOOLED YOU" and we all laugh!

Danny: ...That's evil. No, wait! Even better! So we prank them! They think they're helping you prank me, right, and then you fake a heart attack, and then I'm like, "OH MY GOD I KILLED MY SISTER" and then-- and then I pull out a blood spurting knife and "stab" myself with it, and then you wake up and run to them, all "OH MY GOD YOU KILLED MY BROTHER" and they freak out and you're all, "ARE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU SCARED NOW?!" And they pee their pants!

Danny and Alex: EXCELLENT.

Mom: You two are freaks.

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU RULE.

I would have to agree. :D

I finally broke down and found myself some Due South icons. :D

:D :D :D :D :D

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Well, you rule, too.

As clearly evident by the way you fell for my boys. :D

YAY! Due South icons. Was about time. And there are so many out there to pick from. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*SQUISHES THEM*

I need to get myself some more, though...

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Some more icons or some more Canadian boys?

I say YAY! in any case. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

BOTH WOULD BE FINE WITH ME.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Then both you shall have.

*thinks of ways to get you hooked to Don*

Oh right. The kiss.

Look, he wrote a whole movie just so he can make out with Callum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Q2pFZJPwI

How awesome is that?

And then he says things like this in an interview

[...]

When we were shooting Twitch City, I went out for dinner with Callum and Molly one night, and they were talking about their fans' sites, Molly about hers and Callum about his 500. Then I went home and sulked for awhile until my parents of all people phoned me up and told me they saw a fan site for me with pictures of them on it. And so I checked it out and was amazed. It's so slick and tasteful.

*giggles*

And more importantly this

Question for Don : What was it like kissing Callum Keith Rennie in Last Night, and how many takes did it take?

Don McKellar: This is the question I get asked more than all others. I know all you ladies are jealous out there. We got it pretty well on the first couple of takes, but of course I kept asking to do it again and again. It was a revealing experience for both of us. I'm big enough to admit that, although I don't think Callum is.

Good enough a Canadian boy for your taste?

And here are some DS icons (and also others)

http://community.livejournal.com/view_paradise/31044.html#cutid1

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME. WOW. (I totally didn't just watch that about thirty times in a row. Nope. Nuh-uh.)

Those interviews! He's kind of adorable! Okay, he can totally join my Canadian Boy club. :D

Oh, wow, these icons... so shiny!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I totally didn't just watch that about thirty times in a row. Nope. Nuh-uh.

So it was about forty times then? ;)

Don't worry. I did the same. My DVD is starting to wear thin at that part.

And the part where we get to see Callum's naked bum. And when he leans so sexily. Okay, the DVD's pretty much worn thin on all Callum scenes. :D

mrs_laugh_track was so inspired to put all the best Callum scenes from the movie together to the song The Bad Touch of the Bloodhound Gang.

I kinda love her brain.

Edit: needless to say that the following vid contains nudity and bad language and is not work safe, right?

http://www.sendspace.com/file/noxipl

Well, it spoils a bit for Last Night, but not really. I mean, Callum is a slut, that is not really a spoiler. :D

He is really cute. And he is also smart. I love him. Not quite as much as Hugh and Paul and Callum, but close.

I know. So shiny. Good luck with picking some. :D

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

So it was about forty times then? ;)

How'd you know? *g*

Oooh, video! No worries, if they're using a song like "Bad Touch" it's a good clue it's not going to be work-safe. ;D

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Experience. Not like you are the first person I showed that clip to. :D

Yeah, but I still wanted to warn because of the naked butt and the boobs and such. Don't want to ruin your baby brother's childhood or something.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Good thinking! I've already ruined my brother's life enough by introducing him to the concept of slash, apparently, so any more and he'd be charging me for therapy when he gets older.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

And we can't have that, cause we know that you'll either need it for your own therapy or to give in to your new addiction of hot Canadian boys and buy tons of media.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.