Twatlight post

[stoopbeck]

Dude. I just spent almost an hour straight explaining to my family in excruciating detail just how much Twilight sucks.

An hour. Oh my god.

And I still didn't cover all my Twilight issues.

Although the face Dad made when I told him what Stephenie Meyer's vampires did in sunlight was totally priceless.

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[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, take the amount of bad that you thought Twilight was. NOW MULTIPLY IT BY INFINITY.

HIGH SCHOOL KIDS. AND AT THE END, EDWARD TELLS BELLA THAT HE'S GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED FOR THEM ON THE NIGHT OF THE PROM, AND SHE THINKS HE'S GOING TO TURN HER INTO A VAMPIRE, BUT HIS SUPER SEKRIT AWESOME PLAN OF LOVE IS TO TAKE HER TO PROM. *VOMIT* AND BELLA'S ALL, "OMGWTFBBQ YOU'RE TAKING ME TO PROM ON THE NIGHT OF PROM WHAT THE FUCK" AND YEAH.