I had a long day today.

[stoopbeck]

IT'S TIME FOR EYEBROW DEATHMATCH!!

TWO MEN ENTER-- ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!!


[Poll #1215716]

Comments

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Please, bitch. Sandy Cohen all the way. Wilson has NOTHING on those dark puppies.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

They're just so magnificent! I can't watch The O.C. without getting completely captivated by them.

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

Seriously?! Sandy hands down!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I know, right?!

I kind of want to change my vote to Wilson. Poor Wilson! Nobody's eyebrows can possibly compare to Sandy's!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I do like Wilson better as a character, but he has relativly normal eyebrows while Sandy's look mean. Sandy's would totally kick Wilson's eyebrow's butt. And use dirty trick while fighting.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but afterwards Sandy and Wilson's eyebrows would go out for drinks!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Well, seeing as it is a fight to the death, Sandy's eyebrows would go with dead eyebrows. Not that I would put that past them. They look mean enough to go out with the dead.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

House's eyebrows could revive Wilson's eyebrows, and THEN they could all go for drinks!

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hadn't thought of that. But yeah, they could do that. :D

[theemdash]

While I'd like to choose Wilson, I think Sandy Cohen's eyebrows have already killed a man.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

They do have that dangerous sort of look... I'd hate to be in a dark alley with them.

[featherfish.livejournal.com]

PETER GALLAGHER'S EYEBROWS HAVE ALREADY DEFEATED MANY A MAN. THE ONLY TWO WHO CAN STOP HIM ARE NIETZSCHE AND TENNYSON.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

COMING THIS SUMMER...

PETER GALLAGHER'S EYEBROWS... ARE BENT UPON WORLD DOMINATION!! A SPECIAL TEAM MUST BE FORMED TO STOP THEM!

FROM GERMANY, A MAN WHO QUESTIONED THE VALUE AND OBJECTIVITY OF TRUTH! FROM ENGLAND, A MAN WHO POPULARIZED THE VICTORIAN INTEREST IN KING ARTHUR!! CAN THEY RESOLVE THEIR DIFFERENCES AND JOIN FORCES TO DEFEAT THE EYEBROWS OF DOOM?!!!

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

IN THEATERS AUGUST THIRD!

[skroberts]

While I refer Wilson's eyebrows, that other guy's could totally kick Wilson's eyebrow's asses. Poor eyebrow asses.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I didn't think the eyebrows existed that could kick Wilson's eyebrows' asses. BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.

Seriously, it looks like he tacked caterpillars onto his face.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry Wilson. I am so, so, ssooooo sorry. But Cohen's eyebrows can kidnap your eyebrows and make them work in a sweat shop in Narnia. I am so, so, sorry. ;_;

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD EYEBROW INVOLUNTARY SERVITUDE

DARN YOU, COHEN!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

You wanna know the worst part? Wilson's eyebrows have to clean the Centaurs' stables. How gross is that?!

*shakes fist at Cohen's eyebrows*