Alex, go to bed. No really. Don't make an LJ post. Go to bed! GO TO BED.

[stoopbeck]

So, all you people who told me that I totally had to watch due South?

OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME. "THE EGGMAN" IS LIKE THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I'VE EVER WATCHED! THEY DUNKED THE GUY IN RAW EGG OH MY GOD.

RAW EGG! I HAD TO LIE IN A DARK ROOM FOR LIKE AN HOUR! YES I HAVE ISSUES! BUT DUDE! COMPLETELY SUBMERGED! RAW EGG!!

Other than the egg thing, it's like the best show ever, for real, but dude. EGG.

Nothing can make that better. Not even baby!Mark Ruffalo or baby!Amanda Tapping or beautiful Mounties who make better women than me. NOTHING.

(I am incredibly tired and am running on very little sleep so if this makes no sense it is because I am very very tired, and very very very disturbed by the thought of being submerged in raw egg.)

Comments

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

So you never ate cookie dough as a child?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Not if it had egg in it. My mom instilled in me a perhaps over-zealous fear of salmonella when I was small. WHICH MIGHT BE WHY I'M EGG-PHOBIC, but that is neither here nor there.

I couldn't even have chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream until I got to college. I had to show it to Mom in writing that the cookie dough didn't have uncooked egg in it before she started buying some for the house.

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

I think my mother might've tried teaching that to me as when I snitch from the cookie dough in her presence she's like "You shouldn't do that cause it has raw egg in it." to which I reply, "How many times have I eatten cookie dough with raw eggs in it and never gotten sick." LOL To each their own I suppose.

*wanders back to making Supernatural icons*