RIGHT NOW I AM THE OPPOSITE OF AWESOME.

[stoopbeck]

I'm one of those people who will do anything to keep from throwing up. When I have flu I will lie perfectly still for two days in order to keep bad things from happening. Even when I know I'd probably feel better if I just, you know, threw up and all. Yeah.

But oh my god, I feel like I'm going to puke. And I have to get up for work in four-and-a-half hours. AND WHAT AM I DOING? I'm sitting in my uncomfortable computer, hunched over with an arm wrapped tightly around my stomach, reading fic and trying really hard not to think about food. Or eating. Or anything my brother would bring up in casual conversation.

And there's no way in hell I'm getting out of work tomorrow even if I'm bleeding out of my eyes, because we have omg so much stuff to get done, and really the only way I'd be able to lie perfectly still and try not to throw up is if it's raining, and Weather.com has just informed me that we won't be getting any rain until noon. THANK YOU WEATHER.COM. ANYONE WITH WEATHER-FU PLEASE TO BE MAKING IT RAIN FROM 6:30 AM THANK YOU KINDLY. PINEAPPLE SACRIFICES WILL BE MADE WITH GRATITUDE LATER ONCE I'M ABLE TO MOVE WITHOUT WANTING TO DIE.

I'm going to go lie in bed perfectly still for the next four-and-a-half hours and hope for rain. FUN TIMES.

ETA: So I'm even more screwed than I thought I was. That tiny chance of rain? ON SATURDAY. Not Friday. I FAIL AT INTERNETTING. TODAY IS GOING TO BE AWESOME LIKE BURNING. THE BAD KIND OF AWESOME LIKE BURNING.

Comments

[dyoselin.livejournal.com]

I got no rain-making mojo but I'm sending good vibes your way.

And throw up already - I promise you will feel loads better. There, spoken like a real mother hen. :)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Good vibes are always welcome. :D

I know, I know! It's just that throwing up is wayy down on my list of things I enjoy doing. :[

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

Puke, I promise you will feel better.

Also, drink coke, it will help.

(The last time I threw up was during the world cup. I lay on the couch in my common room with a bucket for 3 days feeling like shit. That was awesome like burning. I hurt so much I couldn't even go to the store to get something, and since I lived in the dorm I didn't have anyone to check on me and my room mate was out of town.)

*does rain dance*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I DON'T LIKE PUKING even though I know that it will totally make me feel if not 100% better then at least 60-70%, but argh.

Also, four hours ago I was feeling too lousy to even drink Coke. That'll tell you how serious it was. :P

(I enjoyed living in the dorm for a lot of reasons but that is not one of them. There is no worse feeling than being sick and alone.)

RAIN, DAMMIT.

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, sweetheart. :(

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*huggles* I feel much better now. :D