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[stoopbeck]

Alex: Dude, that bus driver looks like an older Chuck Norris!

Alex's Mom: Heyyy, Chuckie-baby!

Alex: Dude, I'd love to see you call him that to his face.

Alex's Mom:If I ever had the chance to meet Chuck Norris face-to-face, I'd call him Chuckie-baby.

Comments

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

He'd totally dropkick your mom in the face.

[skroberts]

You haven't met her mom, though. ;)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

I bet his face would be priceless.

My brother thinks his reaction would be a shy smile and an "Aw, shucks," because my mom is that awesome, and plus if she were to be dropkicked and survive she might get mad enough to make him eat his boot. And possibly his leg. I think we need to find out for sure.

[skroberts]

I kinda want to see that fight. *g*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Me too! Mom's got some muscles, let me tell you. Although I don't know how good her roundhouse kicks are.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Oh, fight to the death!

I will root for your mom.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

You and me both. :D

[alana-eldora.livejournal.com]

Can we arrange this? I'll bring popcorn!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Done! I'll bring the soda!

Now, to get Chuck on the phone...

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

I used to live in Texas, maybe I can get some connections to hook us up.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

SCORE!!

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I would totally pay to see that fight too.

...I'm beginning to see how we can raise enough money to go to the UK and kidnap/borrow actors.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Indeed. We could make millions on a fight like that. MILLIONS! And then I could go see David Tennant and Patrick Stewart in Hamlet at the Globe, because I MUST SEE THEM.

[hokkaidomary13.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait...Patrick Stewart? As in, Jean Luc Picard-Patrick Stewart?!

...*goes to where Norris is and drags him to fight herself*