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[stoopbeck]

So I got tired of my eyebrows last night. (Always a fun way to start a post, right?)

I'm not really sure why, other than the fact that it was late and I was both tired and wired on caffeine, and the fact that I realized that my eyebrows were lurking menacingly over my eyeballs just like two horizontal tarantulas, hoping to ensnare any flies or moths or small birds that might happen along the way.

I learned a valuable lesson last night: don't fuck around with eyebrows. Especially if you are just enough OCD to drive yourself crazy. You know that episode with Monk and his sideburns? That was me last night, at two in the morning. Except crazier. And more obsessive.

They look fine this morning. But I'm pretty sure they looked fine last night, before I went after them. I need to stay away from scissors.

In other news. OMG, NaNoWriMo! How can it already be almost October?! Anyone signing up?

Comments

[alana-eldora.livejournal.com]

don't fuck around with eyebrows

One of life's great truths.

I need to stay away from scissors

You took scissors to your EYEBROWS?!!!! I'm picturing you, looking in your bathroom mirror, trying to trim your eyebrows with a gargantuan pair of kitchen shears. That's the image I'm getting, and I can't stop laughing. I guess it's not as painful as tweezers. Provided you don't slip.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Okay. Eyebrow trimming with kitchen shears = funny. Except when I read your comment, I pictured garden shears. That was even funnier.

Well, no, tweezers were involved, too, but my eyebrow hairs are all like an inch long. And I have these tiny wickedly sharp scissors.

(but I like the kitchen shears idea)

[jzeiggy.livejournal.com]

yeah...I've used a pair that go with my small sewing kit before... Opportune time for your post, as well. I just had mine waxed today. :p It's amazing how over time it just almost stops hurting...or stops hurting as bad, anyway. I still dread it, though. Glad they turned out ok. :)

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

By a strange coincidence, I just posted your Grammar Avenger! icon...

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