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ElanorRigby513: It's like a movie of the cute slighty ineffectual British men, ALL TRYING TO KILL ONE ANOTHER BRUTALLY! I'm all for it.

twistedfire12: Over tea.

ElanorRigby513: Quite.

twistedfire12: If you threw Hugh Grant in, he'd be the first to die.

ElanorRigby513: Awww! He'd be all, "W-ww-www-wait, I really would much rather you *GORK*" *ded*

twistedfire12: *ded in the hed*

ElanorRigby513: And even Colin Firth is all, "Pansy," as he draws his sword (made of crumpets) and prepares to do battle-- in a gentlemanlike manner.

twistedfire12: I know, they can't beat the Englishman out of him.

ElanorRigby513: hehehehe! "We're sorry, Colin, it's just that... well, you're too British."

ElanorRigby513: "Please! I'll try harder next time!"

twistedfire12: It's just...well...you swing the sword like a cricket bat.

ElanorRigby513: And, well, you've got to actually hit the man.

ElanorRigby513: "But that would be brutish of me!!"

twistedfire12: .....That is quite the point of the matter. You.Hit.Him.With.The.Pointy.Thing.

ElanorRigby513: "But... But..." "Oh, great, he's crying again. Tea break, I guess."

twistedfire12: Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles. Here, Colin, have a hanky.