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stoopbeck40 Unusual Questions
1. Do you know anyone in Prison?
Yes.
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
Ha, Myspace.
3. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly?
Last summer.
4. Do you have a desk in your room?
I have a desk in my room at school, and in my room at home.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Ha, no.
6. What kind of car insurance do you have?
I have no car, and no license to drive the car I don't have, therefore no insurance to... insure... said car I'm not driving.
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Alexandria, from Alexander, my mom's stepdad's middle name, and Maria, for my mother.
8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?
Nope.
9. Do you throw up gang signs?
*vomits gratuitous gang sign*
10. Have you ever broken a rib?
No.
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
As fun as wearing skirts and stuff is, life might be easier if I were male. I could pee in the woods! Easily!
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
I know some pretty spoiled people.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
A million dollars, so I can go on a wandering worldwide trip to find my true love.
14. Have you ever had sex in church?
Ha, no.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
Sure, my fictional TV boyfriend Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Ha.
16. Do you watch the grammy's?
I watched them last year, in a friend's room, because they were on. Can't remember much of it. I think we were painting someone with Henna.
17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
No.
18. Pick one word that would describe your last relationship:
unfortunate
19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
20 years. People don't have their shit worked out when they're 23. They're a little more likely when they're 41.
20. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
No.
21. Do you have a porn collection?
Heh, no.
22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
One. Enough is enough.
23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?
Not yet.
24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Sometimes it coincides with Mother's Day.
25. Are you old enough to vote?
Yes. Let's hope there's someone worth voting for in 2008, otherwise I'm writing in Christopher Walken.
26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now?
Yes.
27. Are you a vegetarian?
HAHAHAHA I can't hear you over the raw cow I'm currently eating. Raw. With my hands.
28. Do you worry about global warming?
Not so much, no.
29. Do you like polar bears?
I like them FOR DINNER.
30. Are you straight edge?
I tend to be more wobbley-line-ish.
31. What kind of birth control do you use?
none.
32. What slang word do you call marijuana?
I call it "the marijuana."
33. Are you an atheist?
Sometimes.
35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
Well, I haven't been eaten by a dragon, or chased down by angry bikers. Oh, wrong kind of dreams. Um. It's doubtful I'll ever end up as a famous actress, or a colonist of Mars.
36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
I have no sweetie; so no clothes. Of a sweetie's. I have clothes of my own. Really. I'm wearing some right now.
37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Haha, I read "gold diapers." Which made me think of Christopher Walken: "When I'm through with you, you'll be wearin' gold plated diapers!" "What does that even mean?" "NEVER question Bruce Dickenson!!!"
38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
I started out in a big city, but I've spent enough time in the country that I'd probably not die immediately were some sort of apocolyptic catastrophe to occur tomorrow.
39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
I HAVE NO CAR. AT ALL. NONE.
40. Do you floss daily?
I floss whenever the horrible gnawing guilt hits me--"I should be flossing! What would my dentist think?! She's gonna lecture me! I'm gonna die and be identified by my horribly decayed non-flossed teeth, and the ME will say, 'Poor girl should have flossed!'" ...or something.
1. Do you know anyone in Prison?
Yes.
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
Ha, Myspace.
3. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly?
Last summer.
4. Do you have a desk in your room?
I have a desk in my room at school, and in my room at home.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Ha, no.
6. What kind of car insurance do you have?
I have no car, and no license to drive the car I don't have, therefore no insurance to... insure... said car I'm not driving.
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Alexandria, from Alexander, my mom's stepdad's middle name, and Maria, for my mother.
8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?
Nope.
9. Do you throw up gang signs?
*vomits gratuitous gang sign*
10. Have you ever broken a rib?
No.
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
As fun as wearing skirts and stuff is, life might be easier if I were male. I could pee in the woods! Easily!
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
I know some pretty spoiled people.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
A million dollars, so I can go on a wandering worldwide trip to find my true love.
14. Have you ever had sex in church?
Ha, no.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
Sure, my fictional TV boyfriend Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Ha.
16. Do you watch the grammy's?
I watched them last year, in a friend's room, because they were on. Can't remember much of it. I think we were painting someone with Henna.
17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
No.
18. Pick one word that would describe your last relationship:
unfortunate
19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
20 years. People don't have their shit worked out when they're 23. They're a little more likely when they're 41.
20. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
No.
21. Do you have a porn collection?
Heh, no.
22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
One. Enough is enough.
23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?
Not yet.
24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Sometimes it coincides with Mother's Day.
25. Are you old enough to vote?
Yes. Let's hope there's someone worth voting for in 2008, otherwise I'm writing in Christopher Walken.
26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now?
Yes.
27. Are you a vegetarian?
HAHAHAHA I can't hear you over the raw cow I'm currently eating. Raw. With my hands.
28. Do you worry about global warming?
Not so much, no.
29. Do you like polar bears?
I like them FOR DINNER.
30. Are you straight edge?
I tend to be more wobbley-line-ish.
31. What kind of birth control do you use?
none.
32. What slang word do you call marijuana?
I call it "the marijuana."
33. Are you an atheist?
Sometimes.
35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
Well, I haven't been eaten by a dragon, or chased down by angry bikers. Oh, wrong kind of dreams. Um. It's doubtful I'll ever end up as a famous actress, or a colonist of Mars.
36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
I have no sweetie; so no clothes. Of a sweetie's. I have clothes of my own. Really. I'm wearing some right now.
37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Haha, I read "gold diapers." Which made me think of Christopher Walken: "When I'm through with you, you'll be wearin' gold plated diapers!" "What does that even mean?" "NEVER question Bruce Dickenson!!!"
38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
I started out in a big city, but I've spent enough time in the country that I'd probably not die immediately were some sort of apocolyptic catastrophe to occur tomorrow.
39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
I HAVE NO CAR. AT ALL. NONE.
40. Do you floss daily?
I floss whenever the horrible gnawing guilt hits me--"I should be flossing! What would my dentist think?! She's gonna lecture me! I'm gonna die and be identified by my horribly decayed non-flossed teeth, and the ME will say, 'Poor girl should have flossed!'" ...or something.
