*bounces*

[stoopbeck]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, skulking across the plains! It is Stoopbeck, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low scream, her voice cometh: "I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Well, there you go.

Comments

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

And the soon to be exfoliated retorts, "You and your loofhah will never touch my dead cells! Over my dead body!" *waves anti-deep cleansing moisturizer*

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*waves loofhah menacingly* Beware, for I have scrubby soap!

[jolinarcarter.livejournal.com]

I <3 your icon. It's like that old saying of Jim Kirk's: "A stitch in mine is a waste of time."

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Hehe, yes! It makes me really happy. That crazy man rips his shirts practially every episode.

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

IMGOINGTOEXFOLIATEYOUTOTHEBONERAAAAAAA!

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Frightening, yes? You are a-scared, yes?

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

OMGsoscared.

Mine is:
"I'm going to smash you until you deflate and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

...dude. That is horrifying. I think I go cry in the corner now.