Doctor: Do you have any symptoms? Alex: Well, I've been feeling quite misanthropic lately. Doctor: Hmm, how often? Alex: Just about every day. Doctor: This could be serious. You could have a severe case of Acute Cumulative Hatred of Everyone, or ACHE for short. Alex: You know, I have been unable to tolerate people! Thanks Doc! Now that I know what my disorder is, I can take steps to fix it. Doctor: Oh no, there is no cure for ACHE. Once you realize how stupid people control absolutely everything, it will slowly drive you mad for the remainder of your life. Alex: Oh. ::contemplates:: Well, then I guess I'll go crazy like a fox and murder lots of people. Doctor: ::musing aloud:: Verb? I've heard of those... Alex: ::stabs doctor::
Sorry for that. I had to relieve some tension vicariously through you. Carry on.
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Date: 2004-11-03 08:20 pm (UTC)Doctor: Do you have any symptoms?
Alex: Well, I've been feeling quite misanthropic lately.
Doctor: Hmm, how often?
Alex: Just about every day.
Doctor: This could be serious. You could have a severe case of Acute Cumulative Hatred of Everyone, or ACHE for short.
Alex: You know, I have been unable to tolerate people! Thanks Doc! Now that I know what my disorder is, I can take steps to fix it.
Doctor: Oh no, there is no cure for ACHE. Once you realize how stupid people control absolutely everything, it will slowly drive you mad for the remainder of your life.
Alex: Oh. ::contemplates:: Well, then I guess I'll go crazy like a fox and murder lots of people.
Doctor: ::musing aloud:: Verb? I've heard of those...
Alex: ::stabs doctor::
Sorry for that. I had to relieve some tension vicariously through you. Carry on.