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[stoopbeck]

This evening, whilst happily munching on my Peanut Butter Power Bar, I found a chunk of wood. In my Power Bar. Mmmmmm, fiber, I guess.

Now I'm scared. What will I find next?

I'm hoping a diamond in my rice cakes.

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[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Or maybe even better, some salt on your rice cakes. Wait. ...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Well... they're already lightly salted...

I wouldn't say no to finding more salt, though.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I know that they are salted. But still. Salt for you seems to be worth more than diamonds.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Well, if I had a diamond, think of how much salt I could buy with it! I mean, a huge thing of salt is only about 50 cents in the grocery store...

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

That is right of course.

[skroberts]

Related Tangent: My rice cakes are unsalted. ;)

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I know that your rice cakes are unsalted.

I read both of your journals, you know. ;)

[skroberts]

For several minutes, I was thinking, "Holy crap, how does she know that?! I don't remember mentioning it!" But then Alex found it in my Random Facts meme thing.

*breathes*

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Right. You mentioned it in your random facts meme. Of course I could have easily read your mind as well to get that out of there, but I don't use that power often. ;)

[skroberts]

*baby seal face*

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Hey, I promise I won't use it. It is not my fault that I have super powers. ;)

*cuddles*

[skroberts]

Well, Alex and I can read each other's minds, so I guess it runs in the family...

*cuddles back*

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I guess it does.

*familysnuggles*

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

Either that or more wood...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

With my luck, it'll be more wood. Bleagh.

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

Well at least you're getting fiber...^^;;

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Yummeh.

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

And at least your not finding wood in Sodeho's food...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

True. But I did find a scary ominous evil omen of death in some of my Sodexho food last year...

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me...Some burnt cheese shaped like a big black dog?...OMG!...IT WAS, WASN'T IT?!...*falls to knees and yells to the sky*NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Actually...

It was a skull-shaped thing of pear syrup in the bottom of my bowl.

Seriously.

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

*blinks*Well skit...

[archaimikokami.livejournal.com]

I also just noticed that you got a buttload of comments...Wow...

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, go figure. Peoples are crazeh.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Ya.

[skroberts]

FIBER!!!

And it was a rather big piece of wood, too. Gah.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

IT TOTALLY WAS!

[jolinarcarter.livejournal.com]

*patpat*
Are they Balance Bars, or power bars?

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

They're Power Bars. I've never had this problem before; it's all rather puzzling.

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Naquadah.

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

Dude.

Alex: Mmm, cheese sandwich.

*CRUNCH*

Alex: There's something hard in my sandwich! What? There's a whole Stargate in here!

*celebrates*

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I'd love to have Daniel wrapped in a sandwich. hehe

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

O-o-o-o-oooo!!

That? Would be so freakin' awesome.

Or maybe McKay. Or Shep.

*pokes sandwich*