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stoopbeckSo. Computers? Need to die.
Alex: *happily IMing friends and cleaning out the 158 messages in her Inbox*
Computer: *freezes*
Computer: *is shut down*
Computer: *crashes upon restart*
Ten restarts and an hour later...
Computer: *freezes*
Alex: *screams defiance to the uncaring sky, then presses restart again*
Computer: *freezes, while smirking at the enraged and quietly sobbing Alex*
Alex: GAHHHH FINE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU'D DIE ALREADY! HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Computer: *crashes*
Alex: *headplants*
Alex: Fine. Fine. I give up. Tomorrow, I take you in to the Tech Team. They'll figure out what's wrong, and then you'll be sorry! Sorry, d'ye hear?!
Off Button: *is pressed repeatedly and violently*
Nothing: *happens*
Alex: *jams off button a few more times*
After ten minutes...
Screen: "Shutting down random program you've never heard of before..."
Alex: ...
Screen: "Shutting down other random program you've never heard of before"
Alex: [with more feeling and anger and rage and despair] ..........!
Screen: "Shutting down Screen Proxy..."
Alex: "OMGWTH????"
All Those Windows Alex Has Been Trying To Open For The Last Hour: *open*
Computer: *shuts down*
Alex: *sob*
For all concerned parties [yeah, all one of you], after that last shutdown I foolhardedly started up my computer again. Hey, twenty-third time's the charm, right? And... it worked. Nothing was wrong. Everything worked like a dream.
Alex: *cries*
Alex: *happily IMing friends and cleaning out the 158 messages in her Inbox*
Computer: *freezes*
Computer: *is shut down*
Computer: *crashes upon restart*
Ten restarts and an hour later...
Computer: *freezes*
Alex: *screams defiance to the uncaring sky, then presses restart again*
Computer: *freezes, while smirking at the enraged and quietly sobbing Alex*
Alex: GAHHHH FINE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU'D DIE ALREADY! HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Computer: *crashes*
Alex: *headplants*
Alex: Fine. Fine. I give up. Tomorrow, I take you in to the Tech Team. They'll figure out what's wrong, and then you'll be sorry! Sorry, d'ye hear?!
Off Button: *is pressed repeatedly and violently*
Nothing: *happens*
Alex: *jams off button a few more times*
After ten minutes...
Screen: "Shutting down random program you've never heard of before..."
Alex: ...
Screen: "Shutting down other random program you've never heard of before"
Alex: [with more feeling and anger and rage and despair] ..........!
Screen: "Shutting down Screen Proxy..."
Alex: "OMGWTH????"
All Those Windows Alex Has Been Trying To Open For The Last Hour: *open*
Computer: *shuts down*
Alex: *sob*
For all concerned parties [yeah, all one of you], after that last shutdown I foolhardedly started up my computer again. Hey, twenty-third time's the charm, right? And... it worked. Nothing was wrong. Everything worked like a dream.
Alex: *cries*
