The Freakishly Long Meme!

[stoopbeck]

I tried to post this a week ago. But LJ wouldn't let me post ANYTHING, so I gave up and forgot about it. But here it is now! Huzzah! Some of it may be dated now, but whatever.
The Freakishly Long Meme! Stolen from shiremint

001. What is your name? Alex
002. Spell your name backwards: Depending on how much I spell, it’s either Xela or Airdnaxela.
003. Date of birth: May 13
004. Male or female? Female
005. Astrological sign: Taurus.
006. Nicknames: Lix, mostly—not much of a nickname person, I guess.
007. Reppin': Um.
008. Height: 5'somethingaround6or7”
009. Weight: My scale is sadistic and shows a different weight every time I get on. It averages out to 130. *shrug*
010. Hair color: Dark brown
011. Eye color: Blue
012. Where were you born? Some bitty town in Colorado.

013. Where do you reside now? Alabama. Woooo…?
014. Age: 20
015. Screen names: stoopbeck, elanorrigby513, cryogenie… used to be MariaTheRobot for a while…
016. Do you have an E-mail addy: Yup.
017. What does your screen name stand for? Favorite Song EVAR: Eleanor Rigby. So achingly sad.
018. What is your LJ name? “stoopbeck.”
019. What does your LJ name stand for? I was watching Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein [OMG LOVE], and Bela Lugosi Dracula’d “Stop! Back!” But it came out “Stoop! Beck!” It’s sort of a family in-joke. Yeah. I dunno.
020. Pets: Now, just the short bus Beta fish, “Leopold.” I love him, but… bright he ain’t.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? I… can’t remember the last time I had a birthday cake. Huh.
022. Piercings? One in each earlobe.
023. Tattoos? None. There’s always stuff written on my hand, if that counts...
024. Pant size: Depends. Mostly it’s 8.
025. Righty or lefty? …Ambidextrous?
026. Wearing: Jeans, Moundville shirt, and a blanket draped over my shoulders
027. Hearing: “Lovely Head” by Goldfrapp.
028. Feeling: OMG SO TIRED, except not so much now that I’m happily guzzling Mountain Dew. Yay for caffeine!
029. Eating/drinking: Cheesestick. Mmmm.

~Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Eh. I don’t know if I’ve ever been in “love.”
062. How many people have told you "I love you"? Pretty much all my friends. No one’s said it in the way this question wants to know, though.
063. How many people have you been in love with? Probably none, realistically.
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? *snerk* No.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? I have a step-neice!
116. Are your parents divorced? Nope.
117. Do you have step parents? Again. Nope.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Of course. It’s a Southern family.
119. If so for what? No idea.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? My mom’s dad was Irish. Going farther back, all of my family came to America from another country. Well, except for the Indians, who… I guess… also came here from another country. Eh. I’m reading too much into this question.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? The Talking Heads’ “No Compassion,” Pink Floyd’s “Time,” Gary Jules’ “Mad World,” the Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby” and “I’m So Tired” [cheering songs, the lot of them—yikes]
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? The original Backstreet Boys CD.
123. What's the best cd you own? The House, MD cd. It doesn’t matter how many times I listen to it—it never gets old. And it makes me happy.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Lots. I’m a music snob.
125. Do you sing in the shower? Hehe. Yes.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? “In My Life” by the Beatles

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink:
128. Aerosmith:
129. Madonna:
130. Korn:
131. Backstreet Boys: “Everybody… [yeah, yeah] Rock your body… [yeah yeah]” [Now where’s my brain squeegee?]
132. The Beatles: “Will you still need me, wil you still feed me when I’m 64?”
133. Sublime:
134. J.Lo:
135. *Nsync:
136. Limp Bizkit:
137. Britney Spears:
138. Creed:
139. Enrique Iglesias:
140. Good Charlotte:
141. Christina Aguilera:
142. Eminem:
143. New Found Glory:
144. Kelly Clarkson:
145. Kelly Osbourne:
146. Mandy Moore: Didn't she sing that one song on that one movie? *sigh*
147. Eve:
148. Aaliyah:
149. Nelly:
150. Alicia Keys:
151. Incubus:

[Whoa. My musical ignorance astounds me.]

~Favorites~
152. Color: Blue
153. Food: Mashed potatoes and steak and French Onion Soup and bread [omg bread] and fresh hot chocolate pudding and apple pie and warm chocolate chip cookies and can you guess what foods are not allowed on my diet?
154. Song: One song? Hm. No idea.
155. Show: Hm. Star Trek TOS, TNG, and DS9; Lost; NCIS; House MD; The Prisoner [LOVE!]; Dark Angel; Firefly; Stargates SG-1 and Atlantis; Monk; Monty Python’s Flying Circus; The Twilight Zone [the older one with Rod Serling, of course]; and others that I’ve probably left off
156. School Subject: Er. Hm. Well, I enjoy my creative writing classes, if that counts as a subject…
157. Band/Singer: the Beatles, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Evanescence, Ewan McGregor [hey, he totally counts]
158. Animal: Newt.
159. Outfit: Uh… Harry Potter shirt and jeans, I guess.
160. Radio station: Anything that plays rock. Rock from the sixties to about the eighties, usually
161. Movie: Garden State, almost anything by Tim Burton, Moulin Rouge, True Stories, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, others
162. Pair of shoes: My sandals!
163. Cartoon: The original TMNT, for sure. Uh… Looney Tunes cartoons directed by Chuck Jones…
164. Actor: Right now, I’m on a Peter Lorre kick. But Bogart,
165. Actress: Katharine Hepburn or Cate Blanchette.
166. Potato chip: Zapp’s Spicy Cajun Crawtaters, mmmm!
167. Drink: Apple juice, right now
168. Alcholic drink: Shirley Temple! Wait…
169. Holiday: Christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: They make me wheeze, usually, so neither, I guess.
171. Pizza topping: Cheese. Or pepperoni, but I pick them off.
172. Jello flavor: Cherry’s good. Or orange. Or the blue kind.
173. Lunch meat: Roast beef!
174. Board game: Scattergories
175. Video game: X-Men: Legends or Halo
176. Website: www.emotioneric.com or www.televisionwithoutpity.com or www.tomatonation.com
177. Book: Alas, Babylon; To Say Nothing About the Dog; To Kill A Mockingbird; The Great Gatsby
178. Computer game: Spider Solitaire
179. Number: 42!
180. Cereal: Fruit Loops. Or Honeycombs.
181. Comedian: Stan Laurel! Or Groucho Marx
182. Dessert: Cobbler. Or pie. Or cheesecake. Or ice cream!
183. Disney character: Hmm. Captain Jack Sparrow.
184. Clothing store: Don’t really have just one
185. Pasttime: Reading or jewelry-making
186. Teacher: Ms Davis the math teacher!
187. Childhood toy: Probably Legos, or action figures.
188. Carnival game/ride: Tilt-a-Whirl, hands down.
189. Candy bar: Snickers. And Twix.
190. Magazine: Fire Mountain Gems and Beads. LOVE.
191. Salad dressing: None. Bleagh.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: sleep late, join up with friends, watch movies
193. Hot drink: Tea.
194. Season: Fall
195. Sport to watch: Soccer
196. Person to talk to online: I don’t have a favorite.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? Green. They’re the fuzzy t-shirt kind.
198. What color is your tv? Black
199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yup
200. If so of what? My “The Adventures of Tintin and the Blue Lotus” poster is the only one I’ve put back up. I’m still deciding about the Velvet Goldmine one and my many Drama posters.
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? I have a TV in my closet. It’s stored there when I’m not at school. Does that count?
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Two.
203. What do you normally sleep in? Pajama pants and a comfy tee.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Einstein shirt and Home Ec pajamas.
205. What size bed do you have? Twin
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? No. Alas.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? And again.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? I used to, but it distracts me too much now.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Oh man. I was in space, and I [along with a few of my close friends] got infested with alien babies. ‘Twas scary. Plus, we could talk to each other using just our minds, and we could change flowers of any kind into a fruit of our choosing.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope. Just the pillow with eyes.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Um. Me, basically. It’s a rather crotchety antique with a tendency to maliciously collapse if you don’t treat it exactly right.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? I usually sleep on one side or on my stomach. Is that unusual?
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? No. I did when we lived in an apartment in Montgomery, briefly, but thank God that didn’t last long.
214. Do you snore? Only if I have an extremely bad cold.
215. How about drool? When I’m really tired.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yup.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? No carpet! It’s a wooden floor. Light reddish-brown with white paint speckles from the evil people who lived here before us.
218. What's under your bed? Large plastic containers containing stuff for school, bolts of fabric, patterns, and bead stuff

~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: Gah. Can I have a beach next to mountains?
220. Donuts/bagels: Plain glazed donuts or cinnamon raisin bagels. Mmm.
221. Day/night: Night.
222. Wicked Witch of the East/Wicked Witch of the West: We never really got to know East.
223. Heaven/hell: Um. Heaven.
224. Make love/have sex: Make love
225. Coffee/tea: Tea, most definitely. Bleagh, coffee.
228. Britney/Christina: Neither.
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: American.
230. Real World/Road Rules: Bleagh.
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Is there a difference?
233. Nike/Adidas: Meh.
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: I like McDonald’s apple pies. But Taco Bell has good Cinnamon Twists. Both places make me feel ill, though.
235. Sweet/sour: Mmmm. I like ‘em both.
236. Punk/emo: Meh.
237. Hot/cold: Depends on the weather.
238. Winter/summer: Neither. I don’t like extremes in weather.
239. Spring/fall: Fall. Mmmm crisp dead leaves and cool air!
240. Operas/plays: depends on the play or the opera.
241. Read/watch tv: read!
242. CDs/tapes: CDs
243. DVDs/VHS: DVDs
244. Old/new: Depends.
245. Shorts/skirts: Skirts. I don’t do shorts, really.
246. Pink/red: Red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Both.
248. Meat/vegetables: MEAT.
249. Mexican food/Chinese food: If Mom’s making black bean burritos, Mexican. If it’s restaurant stuff, Chinese.
250. Commercials/infomercials: At least commercials make an effort to be funny.
251. Scary movies/comedies: Both.
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: One piece.
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals.
254. Dogs/cats: Cats.
255. Unicorns/fairies: Unicorns.
256. Water/land: Water
257. Sugar/spice: Sugar and spice!
258. Black/white: Black.
259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons.
260. Chicken/beef: Beef!
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: Colored, definitely
262. Cars/trucks: Cars.
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Bond, James Bond.
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels!
265. Hip/hop: Erm. Hip?
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Woo for passion.
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Gag. Neither.
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub.
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Both.
270. Pens/pencils: Pencils for drawing, pens for writing

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: *gouges out eyes*
272. Virgins: We rock.
273. God: He rocks too.
274. The Osbournes: Meh.
275. Reality TV: Again, meh.
276. J.Lo: It’s amazing how everything she touches turns to crap.
277. Religion: Scary. I like faith better.
278. Emo music: Eh.
279. Valentine's Day: An excuse for people with significant others to lord it over those of us who are alone.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: She… came back?
281. Homosexuals: Don’t have an opinion.
282. Abortion: Not good.
283. Inter-racial relationships: Awesome.
284. Murder: One way to fill up those long and boring afternoons.
285. Death: The next great adventure!
286. Obesity: Distressing.
287. Pre-marital sex: *shrug*
288. Terrorism: Raaaa.
289. Pornography: Meh.
290. Fortune tellers: Again, meh. Unless you mean those cool thingies made out of folded paper where you pick numbers and count them out and get your fortune. Those rock.
291. Threesomes: *shrug*
292. Prostitution: The oldest profession?
293. Politics: Raaa.
294. Country music: Sure.
295. George W. Bush: *LUFF*
296. Cloning: If you’re cloning Ewan McGregor, I’m all for it.
297. Britney's boobs: I see way more of them than I’d like.
298. Gas prices in America: Don’t have a car, so… although they are ridiculous, and I’m not happy with the way it’s increased shipping costs

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: and Jill
300. Tiffany: lamps
301. Ben: Jones. I wonder what happened to him?
302. Maria: Momma! And “How do you solve a problem like…”
303. Jennifer: Cox. Aww, Mrs. Cox.
304. Nicole: Collins. Again… aww.
305. Amy: Beth. *sniffle*
306. Adam: The Frankenstein’s monster from Dark Shadows!
307. Richard: the Lionhearted
308. Justin: That Kid at the pool…. I think his name was Justin.
309. Arnold: “It’s not a tumah!”
310. Tom: Riddle.
311. Melissa: Joan Hart.
312. Charlotte: ‘s Web.
313. Harold: My neighbor in New Orleans had a dog named Harold.
314. John: Sheppard!
315. Joel: Eddings… Forgot about him, too…
316. Vanessa: Redgrave
317. Michelle: Mrs Biesel! *hugs*
318. Kevin: Wei Gahn. I miss him, too…
319. Brent: That Guy!
320. Jake: Sisko.
321. Billy: BILLY! BILLLY! *zzzzing!*
322. Sarah: Roomie! *huggles*
323. Natalie: Portman
324. Christi: Agatha?
325. Nick: my friend’s dad
326. Linda: Baveneaugh, Neighbor from Hell.
327. Taylor: Taylor from work. *spork*
328. Jordan: Waters and the Soggy Bottom Boys, songs of Salvation to save the soul…
329. Jamie: Lee Curtis
330. Adrian: That Guy from drama in eighth grade

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? Nope
332. Been on a diet? *cries* Yeah. One a family diet right now.
333. Been to a foreign country? Nope.
334. Broken a bone? Nope. *knocks wood*
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Once I almost swallowed a tooth with my Cheerios. I think that’s why I can’t stand them now.
336. Swear at a teacher? Never out loud.
337. Talked to a LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? Hehe. Quite often.
338. Got in a fight? They tend toward verbal fights, but I have had to use fisticuffs a few times
339. Dated a teacher? *snerk* No.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Nope.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? No. Don’t really have an enemy.
342. Gone skinny dipping? Yup.
344. Told a little white lie? Lots of ‘em.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Heh. Yeah.
346. Stolen anything? When I was little, yes.
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Hee! The first time I used a swear word, I was really little, and I sounded like Spock on the one with the whales—I can never remember its name. Voyage Home? Does that sound right?
348. Been on TV? Yup. I was in the Fourth of July Parade and they followed my grandmother and me for several blocks.
349. Been on the radio? No.
350. Been in a mosh pit? Eww. No.
352. Dated one of your best friends? Kind of. It doesn’t work.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Yep.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Yes.
355. Broken the law? Yep.
356. Been to a rodeo? I live in Alabama. Of course I’ve been to a rodeo.
357. Been on a talk show? No.
358. Been on a game show? No.
359. Been on an airplane? Not since I was 6.
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? No. That would rock, though.
361. Came close to dying? Yup.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? Haven’t really had one to cheat on.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Hee! Yes! Last one I gave was to this random kid in the Y’s pool who just started clinging to me.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? No, but I’ve been terrorized by one.
365. Made a mud pie? I once had a mud bakery. It was amazingly fun.
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? Yup.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? Nope.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No, gah.
369. Had an eating disorder? No, unless you call the uncontrollable urge to eat string cheese at all hours a disorder.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? A lot of the time.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Sure.
372. Smoked? Blech. No.
373. Done drugs? Prescription, honest.
374. Been arrested? Not for real, no.
375. Had your tonsils removed? *clutches tonsils nervously* No.
376. Gone to camp? Yep. Good times!
377. Won a bet? Sure.
378. Written a love letter? Yes. “Do you like me, check yes or no.”
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Yeah.
380. Written a love poem? Kind of.
381. Kissed in the rain? Nope. *sigh*
382. Slow danced with someone you love? Yeah.
383. Participated in cyber sex? Nope.
384. Faked an orgasm? Uh. No.
385. Stolen a kiss? Nope.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Always.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Nope. Just guys I liked.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Don’t have a car.
390. Done jail time? Nope.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Not really. I’ve never had a job that required a uniform.
392. Won a trophy? Yes!
393. Thrown up in public? Gah. Yes. Many times.
394. Bowled a perfect game? HA HA HA! That would be the day.
395. Failed/got held back? Nope.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Never ever ever.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yes! Mmmmm.
398. Taken ballet lessons? Hee. For about two weeks.
399. Attempted suicide? Nope. Don’t like pain.
400. Cut yourself? Again, don’t like pain. Unless you mean unintentionally, in which case, practically every day.

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? Yes! And Barbie was always being rescued by Michelangelo from the Evil Stuffed Animal of DOOM.
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Hee. Yeah. And then they started to creep me out…
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Nope.
404. Did you play Simon? …Simon? Or Simon says? I was a champion Simon Says player.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Hee! Both the Muppet version and the cartoon version. That is some crack right there.
406. Did you wet the bed? Only once that I can remember.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? And in my bookshelves, and in the curtains, and in the wallpaper, and in the air vents…
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? Yes! Except I’d lose some of the days, and wear the others out of order.
409. Were you shy? Not so much when I was little.
410. Were you spoiled? Sometimes. But when I was little, I was an only child, and spoiling comes with the territory.
411. Were you abused? No.
412. Did you go to the circus? Yayy circus! We went every time Ringling Bros. came to New Orleans.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Did I go to the zoo? *scoff* I lived at the zoo. We went all the time.
414. Were you in a car accident? Not when I was little.
415. Did you build snowmen? I built one when I went to Colorado in the winter to see my grandparents that one time. Also, once it snowed enough to build one here, but the dog ate it.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? YEAH I did.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I was the oldest of the cousins. Rock!
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? OMG SLINKY LOVE!
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? Heck yeah.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Very much so.
421. Did you have slumber parties? Yes!
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? Nope. I wanted the dolls, but Mom wouldn’t let me buy them.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Tiffany… who?
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? All of them. *sigh*

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Most definitely.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: The case to my “Kind Hearts and Coronets” DVD, wire cutters, and a Good Luck Shamrock from Sarah.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Uh… I can pop my toes?
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? GAH YES. I can remember when MTV actually didn’t suck, and it was when they played music videos all the time.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? The totally awesome kind! Mebbe suspense/action/sci-fi type thing with an OMG ending…
430. What would your movie star name be? No idea. I’ve thought about it, but haven’t ever really come up with a good one.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Hmm. The one that left me scared the longest was The Ring.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Huh. Probably a toss up between Chandra the Magician and Phone Booth.
435. Do you drive? No.
436. What is your dream car? The Batmobile?
437. Do you think your good looking? Sure. Why not?
438. Do others think you are good looking? *shrug* I dunno.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Seeing as how I panic walking down one flight of stairs, if I ever went sky diving my heart would explode and I would die.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Sure!
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Quite a few.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? NO! LUFF! Except… maybe just a little of the Déjà Vu.
443. Do you believe in God? Yup.
444. Do you believe in Satan? I’m not sure about that one.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? I sure hope there is.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? It’s complicated, what I believe.
447. Do you own a pooltable? Nope.
448. Do you have a pool? *sigh* Nope.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? I wish we did. Gah.
450. Do you like chocolate? Mmmm. Especially dark chocolate with almonds.
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? BSMZ!
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Um. Not sure.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Lots of times.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? I went as Queen Amidala one year [yes, I am a nerd, why do you ask?] and I looked just like her, woo!
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? My… fists of fury. Heh.
456. What is your weakness? ACCENTS OMG.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep. Gah.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: unique, witty, talented
459. How many kids do you want to have? Goodness. Not too sure.
460. Future daughters names: Right now: Willegayle, Amaranth, Catharine, Eleanor, Irene
461. Future sons names: Right now: Aidan, Ewan, Ian, Benjamin, Logan
462. What is your ideal way to die? Suddenly, with no pain.
463. How do you release stress? Write, weed, make intricate beaded stuff
464. Are you a trendy person? Naaah.
465. Are you an artisitic person? Sure!
466. Are you a realistic person? Not so much.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? Nope. Because then I have to tie them again, and then I have to untie them, and it’s a horrifically vicious cycle. I just leave ‘em tied.
468. Are you a strong person? Sometimes.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Ashley with a recipe for baked figs.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Sarah.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Raaa. Yes.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Not so much this summer.
474. Are you a good story teller? I’d like to think so.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? My deep and abiding sense of humor.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Teaching myself to raise both eyebrows independent of each other. Woo!
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Incense, mmmm!
478. Do you do yoga? I used to. I need to start again.
479. Do you have your own credit card? Nope.
480. Let's say you win the lotto: I’d put aside money for my schooling and Dan’s schooling and for Mom, if she still wanted to go back to school, put some aside for a rainy day, and give the rest to research for MS.
481. Do you have a check book? Nope. Well, I have the Circle K checkbook, but that’s not really mine.
482. Do you like your driver? Bzuh?
483. Do you tan easily? Not really. I was just celebrating the fact that I had a bathing suit tanline on my back for the first time this summer. I’ve been out swimming all summer, and only now do I have a tanline.
484. What color is your hair naturally? A very dark brown.
485. How many fillings do you have?: Two.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None, woo!
487. Worst feeling in the world? Loneliness.
488. Best feeling in the world? Hugs.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on how my day’s been.
490. Last thing you downloaded? Some song that quit halfway through and then didn’t even work when I tried it. Gah.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? I started out doing it in jest, but now I do it for real, sadly enough.
492. What do you think people think of you? I dunno.
493. Are you a likeable person? Sometimes.
494. Do you need therapy? Heh. Heheheh. Depends on who you ask.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? Not presently.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? In a romantic manner, hopefully.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? Hey! Déjà vu! Didn’t I already… do this one?
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *headcompy*
499. When are you moving? All the time! I move my hands when I talk, and I blink, and walk around, and even my cells are in constant… oh. Wait. Nevermind.
500. What's your favorite phrase? “I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across a sunless sea.”

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It's not a TUMAH! Heeee.

[thelasttoknow03.livejournal.com]

That is way too much to read...I can't believe you filled the whole thing out.

But a few of my favorites:

186. Teacher: Ms Davis the math teacher!
Aww. But she isn't Ms. Davis anymore. And what about Mrs. Davis the English teacher or Coach Davis?

273. God: He rocks too.
Funniest thing I've read all day!

[otakuoverlorde.livejournal.com]

*steals*

*is tempted not to cut LJ post, as to irritate all those who clutter my friends page*