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[After going back in time, Captain Kirk is forced to explain Spock's strange appearance]
Policeman: Well?
Capt. Kirk: You're a police officer. I recognize the traditional accoutrements.
Spock: You were saying you'd have no trouble explaining it.
[describing Spock]
Capt. Kirk: My friend... is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears; well, they're... easy to explain...
Spock: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child...
Capt. Kirk: ...the unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker... but, fortunately, there was an American, uh, missionary living close by who was a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life who -...
Policeman: All right, all right. Drop those bundles and put your hands on the wall.

In other news...

Life sucks. Exams need to die. I'm tired of unrealistic expectations that people have of me. I'm tired of people. I'm tired of school. I'm tired of rainy weather. I'm tired of always feeling bad. I'm tired. I'm so, so tired.

The only plus is the fact that I got to tease my brother on the phone today. That, and a-salting [hee...] Robyn at dinner. Hee.